“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances.”
-Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Definition
Kleptolagnia as a fetish means becoming sexually aroused by the act of stealing, by either yourself, or someone else.
The Fetish
Being aroused when you steal from someone or somewhere, and finding sexual satisfaction in either the act, or the watching of the act. This fetish can also be accomplished by watching the act itself, and may be enacted watching movies involving stealing as well, but will usually reach the greatest point of sexual satisfaction by actually stealing. This can be a prearranged form of stealing set up ahead of time to allow for less of an illegal act, and one more of consent. Once arranged with a willing participant you can set up things to be stolen, and then possibly a meeting place to engage in sexual activity together, or to just talk about it.
What To Do
This fetish can prove to be a bit dangerous, which is often part of the sexual excitement which comes with it. To go about it in a way that will be less likely to land you in jail, it’s worth talking to people on BDSM/Kink chatrooms that have the sexual kink of enjoying being stolen from. Finding someone that gets off on being stolen from will make your fetish be able to flourish, and items and places can be arranged to keep it safe for both of you. This is a highly possible kink to fulfill without fearing arrest, but is often pursued in an illegal fashion. Take a little time and join some discussions around this fetish, so that you can gauge the interest in others around having someone steal from them to get off. You can add calculated forms of risk to it as well, where they can’t know what you’ve taken or you steal from them when they’re in close proximity to the items being taken. Whatever adds that extra exciting level of risk can most likely be negotiated ahead of time.