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WTFromantic

Posted on September 11, 2020 | by freakz

“It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.”
-W.C. Fields

Definition

WTFromantic is more of a catch-all term. A wtfromantic is someone on the aromantic spectrum who does not experience romantic attraction in a traditional way, but also does not identify as grayromantic or demiromantic. Often wtfromantic will also identify as semiromantic or alternatively romantic.

Friendship?

Wtfromantics often have a hard time explaining their orientation to other people and even themselves. Whereas demiromantics will say they have infrequent crushes or squishes, a wtfromantic will describe their crushes or squishes as “weird” most often. Wtfromantics often have a hard time seeing a line between a romantic relationship and a friendship. They cannot discern between romantic or platonic relationships and can’t necessarily tell the difference or if they are even experiencing a difference. They often engage in queerplatonic relationships.

Controversy

There is heavy controversy in the Aromantic community about this term. Some think of it as a joke that minimizes the Aro orientations. Others look at it as a less defined grayromantic orientation. There seems to be a lot of confusion about what it really means to be a Wtfromantic but that you know it if you are. “Weird” is a term that is used frequently in describing their romantic feelings. That word feels full of judgment, but it is only being used as a way to say that these romantic feelings are different and do not fall along the same lines that those of gray or demiromantics do. Some people also use it as a catchall because they are tired of trying to define fluctuating and changing understandings of orientations.

Busty

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“I sleep my best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love.”
-Helena Hunting

Definition

Busty girls are those who have giant knockers that swing back and forth with every movement. They might be real or they might be fake, but whatever they are, they are large and in charge. Big boobs are a highly desired trait in our society. Most of the time tits are considered big if they are a D cup or above, but on a smaller frame, a C cup may suffice as being thought of as big boobs. There are a lot of guys who think of big boobs as the best, but if you’re a chick who doesn’t have this trait, don’t worry, there are plenty of dudes who also like small or medium sized boobs!

Fake Vs. Real

If you want to take a gander at some big boobs, whether it is online or in real life, you have a lot of choices. Women from every type of culture can have big boobs. Some people have a strict preference between natural big tits and fake ones, as they can feel somewhat different, while others don’t care. Even fake boobs that are made with different types of implants can feel completely different! Natural boobs tend to be more soft, while fake tits can be harder and more stationary.

Best Busty Gals

If you are looking for some big tit porn to watch there are a plethora of girls you can look for. There are ones who have extremely big tits like Leanne Crow. Others with more reasonable but still large breasts are Olivia O’Lovely, a classic from years past, and cuties like Sara Jay and Sophie Dee also have giant tits that are reliably sexy every time you see them. It’s more usual for older women in porn to have big tits than the brand-new pornstars who come onto the scene, either because their breasts grow from hormonal fluctuations throughout the years, or because they simply decide to get bigger boobs once they’ve already gotten some amount of success in porn.

Burlesque

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“Heels and red lipstick will put fear into the hearts of good people.”
-Dita Von Teese

Definition

Burlesque is a style of stripping and dance that is typically less vulgar than going to a strip club, although some neo-burlesque acts can be quite intense. Traditional burlesque acts feature women dressed in the style of the 1920’s and 30’s, slowly stripping off their clothes and teasing the audience. Most burlesque performances don’t feature full nudity – the performers wear pasties over their nipples and sometimes leave their panties on. However, it takes a lot of skill and preparation to devise sparkly costumes and acts on a regular basis.

Popular Burlesque Performers

Outside of big cities, most burlesque performers are girls who simply do it as a hobby. You probably know a few and don’t even know it, since sometimes they try to keep their alter identities under wraps. Dita Von Teese is probably the main burlesque performer to really hit it big in the mainstream world. Everyone knows her name and she exemplifies the burlesque aesthetic. Other girls to check out would include Nasty Canasta and Legs Malone who have nearly made it that far up the burlesque ladder.

Bringing It Into The Bedroom

If you want to bring burlesque into the bedroom you’ll need to wear some hot lingerie and then slowly strip it off. Burlesque is all about the art of the tease and as long as you make every movement long and drawn out, you’ll be doing a good job. Don’t show your lover the goods until you’ve really made them work for it. You can continue your teasing with your lover when you get down to the sexy stuff too, by massaging their erection or not touching their cock right away when you notice that it is getting stiff.

Brunette

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“Brunettes are troublemakers.”
-Charlie Chaplin

Definition

Brown hair is a very common hair color. It is in fact the second most common hair color in the world! The shades of this hair color can range from lighter to darker, but once it gets too light it is known as blonde, and too dark makes it black. Brunette people have those shades of hair right in the middle. Brunette women are known as the kick-ass girls, the girls next door and the ones who are more down to earth, especially when compared with blondes who are stereotypically airheads. However, keep in mind that these tropes are just stereotypes and every brunette has a different personality.

The Sexiest Brunettes

There are lots of brunettes in the world and many of them are famous women that we drool over every day. Angelina Jolie is the puffy-lipped brown-haired beauty of our dreams, and Jennifer Lopez not only has that amazing and outrageous ass but a great head of brown hair. Don’t forget that Jessica Alba is more than just a household products mogul and former actress, but also a super hot brunette who looks good in whatever she wears. Of course there are also plenty of brunette pornstars. Isis Love, Richelle Ryan and Eva Lovia are all beauties with brown hair who grace us with their erotic presence in porn.

Finding Brunettes

If you want to try a brunette then you won’t have to look very far. They truly are all over the place. You could probably meet one at the grocery store, the gym or your office. However, finding one to date is a bit harder than that. You can go onto online dating sites to get a preview of what someone looks like, or you could watch some brunette porn for a sure thing that will definitely end with a brown-haired girl on the other end of a hard cock. Cam shows with brunettes can be fun too!

British

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“I have this thing for British women.”
-Jennifer Nettles

Definition

British women come from the UK and they have the sexy accent that comes with that. The accents vary depending on what part of the country they come from, and in some of the cities the accents can even vary by street! British people are often thought of as being very proper, but that’s only because the main thing foreigners know about them is the nobility among them. However, the Brits are well known for being quite kinky. They are so kinky, in fact, that their government has many rules in place against what type of porn they can create in the country!

Fetish Country

Even though the country has specific rules on what porn they will allow, the people of this country seem to be fascinated by different fetishes. One of their public TV channels did a great documentary piece on “The Great British Sex Survey” which was all about how British people like to have sex. It revealed that British people love everything from cross-dressing men to feet to gimps in full latex hoods. The survey found that the northeast of the country was the most kinky!

How to Meet Brits

British people are pretty much found everywhere, though they are obviously primarily found in their home country. If you don’t want to travel all the way to the UK to meet a hot British pornstar or sex lover, you can turn to your favorite porn site to find British porn movies. Or you can look at camsites to get an idea of what British girls are doing behind closed doors. Wherever you find one, whether it is in person or online, you will find out that Brits have a certain sexy appeal that is about more than just a hot accent!

Speech or Eye Contact Restrictions

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“Making eye contact during rough sex is like trying to read Dostoyevsky on a rollercoaster.”
-Jenna Jameson

Definition

In some strict BDSM relationships, the dom and the sub get fulfillment out of having a lot of rules and regulations to keep the bottom in their place. One way to do this is to implement eye contact and speech restrictions. This means that the sub would only be able to look the dom or other people in the eye at certain times or if given permission, and they may not be able to speak at all, or can only speak in certain situations. Perhaps they would not be allowed to use a certain word that people often say, which would result in frequent punishments.

Beginning Play

If you think the idea of this is super hot, then you can start to implement it in lighter ways than having 24/7 restrictions. Have your sub kneel on the floor and tie their hands behind their back. Do all sorts of things to them, play with their nipples, use implements, etc, but don’t allow them to make eye contact. Tell them the only time they’re allowed to make eye contact with you is when they are coming. Give them a big long tease and punish them by making it even worse if they break your new rules. When they finally have that big O, they will feel grateful to look you in the eyes.

Why People Play This Way

This type of play might seem puzzling to those who are not involved in the BDSM lifestyle, or even to those who are new to it. But it really makes sense when you learn why people like it. It is all about power, and removing the privilege of making eye contact or talking really puts someone in their place and makes them feel submissive.

Be Responsible

It’s never a good idea to give your sub any restrictions that would affect their everyday life negatively. Make sure you build terms into your eye contact and speech restriction agreements that will allow them to act normally at work, or when they are with people who don’t know what type of relationship you both share.

Lifestyle BDSM

Posted on September 10, 2020 | by freakz

“From the first time I saw you, I’ve belonged to you completely.”
-Cassandra Clare

Definition

Those who engage in a 24/7 lifestyle BDSM relationship are couples (or groups of people) who don’t see any distinction in between real life and play. For them BDSM goes beyond the few hours that a fun session might take place, and their devotion to their masters and mistresses is taken quite seriously. To get into a 24/7 lifestyle relationship is a pretty big decision for anyone, but then again, what kind of commitment isn’t? Sometimes the subs in these types of relationships consider themselves slaves, but each relationship is different and has different titles and rules.

Contracts

When entering a 24/7 lifestyle BDSM relationship, many couples enjoy having a contract. This is a document which will state the rules of the relationship and, especially when starting out, a time frame to test out the stipulation of the contract. Of course these documents are not legally binding and any reasonable person would allow anything in it that is just not working to be changed, but for some people the idea that such a contract would be binding is very scintillating and makes them feel truly submissive (or dominant).

Collaring

When a submissive enters into a lifestyle relationship, often times they will wear a collar to signify that they are owned. Collars range from bulky things that actually lock, to delicate necklaces that are more symbolic. These are not much different than engagement rings and wedding bands that non-fetish couples use to signify that they are taken or not. The downside to a more fetish-oriented collar is that it would prevent a person from flying under the radar at work or with other family members, so some players have two collars – one for private play and another for everyday life.

The Day to Day

The daily life of a lifestyle BDSM couple might not seem that exciting, but there are small things which make it so for the couple involved. This could mean the sub rubs their top’s feet at the end of the day, or a special sleeping arrangement with the sub at the foot of the bed or on the floor. It could also mean the sub walks around naked when at home, or wears special garments specified by the dominant. Every couple with a 24/7 lifestyle relationship has different tastes, so their day to day life can look starkly different from other lifestyle BDSM couples.

Celebrity

Posted on September 3, 2020 | by freakz

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
-Fred Alan

Definition

A celebrity is a person who has become famous in some way or another. A lot of times they are movie actresses, TV stars or musicians who have become famous for their talent. They could also be reality show moguls, fashionistas or political pundits. Celebrities often look awesome and they work hard to have the hottest bodies and be able to wear the most stylish and flattering clothes. It’s not uncommon for people to have fantasies about their favorite celebrities. Some committed relationships even have deals in which if the person’s favorite celebrity comes along, they could have sex with them with no consequences.

Hottest Celebrities

There are a lot of celebs to fantasize about, and some sources gather lists of the most popular celebrities to masturbate to. These include the Latina songstress Jennifer Lopez, hot stripper/dancer/actor Channing Tatum and sex tape and reality star Kim Kardashian. Whatever celebrity you fantasize about, it’s all good. You just have to make sure that your fantasies don’t make your partner feel weird or unappreciated.

Celebrity Role Play

If you have a celebrity that you just can’t get out of your mind, you should definitely try a little bit of roleplay. You can easily pretend that your lover is Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears with a simple wig and some creative styling. Just close your eyes and imagine you are pounding your favorite celebrity. You’ll have a blast with your imagination. You can even do this when you are solo masturbating! Just wrap your hand around your member and think of an incredibly hot celebrity. There are even porn sites out there dedicated to capturing candid nude celebrity moments, so you might find you favorite celebrity on one of those!

Catfight

Posted on September 3, 2020 | by freakz

“It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”
-Taylor Swift

Definition

A catfight is when two girls get mad at each other and go at it. It is called a catfight because it often resembles two feline creatures going at it against each other, complete with screaming and yowling. Instead of punching and kicking like men usually do, a catfight is characterized by scratching and slapping and even sometimes biting. It is stereotypically done by people who have some kind of petty issue with each other. In the past it was thought that only trashy girls did catfighting, but it can certainly happen to anyone.

Why It’s Sexy

Just like erotic wrestling, seeing two women getting it on in a fight can be pretty hot for a guy. The girls’ clothes might come off or get ripped off, and their grunts and groans sound vaguely sexual. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld once said that guys find catfights hot because they think that if girls get that close and intimate, they might eventually kiss. There is such a thing as catfighting for fun, and that is where people who have this sexual interest find their niche.

Act it Out

If you’re going to try to have a catfight for sexual fun, then you should establish some ground rules first. A safe word is definitely in order, because you need a way to stop if things get too intense. You should also discuss boundaries beforehand, so that you can avoid the things you really do NOT want to do. Once you’re ready, go at it! It is recommended to remove any heavy rings or earrings so that they don’t interfere with the fighting that is about to occur.

Brazilian

Posted on September 3, 2020 | by freakz

“Brazilian women are happy with ourselves, no matter what shape we are.”
-Lais Ribiero

Definition

Brazilians are known for being super hot, happy and fun loving. They definitely have a party culture and they are also known for having the most beautiful women around. According to Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, this is because Brazilian women are taught to take care of themselves early on in their lives, so they know how to stay beautiful for longer than other cultures. They wear tiny bikinis and have no shame about doing the dirtiest things on camera, which is why Brazilian porn is so popular. Brazilians are considered Latinas most of the time, and they are known for having hot round asses!

Famous Brazilians

There are a ton of famous Brazilians who are known for their beauty all around the world. Of course supermodels Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen are perhaps the most well known, but we can’t forget about the numerous Brazilian pornstars who grace our screens with their sexy presence. There is Abby Lee Brazil, who used her home country as her last name so you would know just where she gets her fantastic genetics from. Squirting MILF Sheila Marie also has her origins in Brazil, as does blonde cutie Juelz Ventura.

Finding Brazilians

If you want to find a Brazilian, there are online dating sites that exist just for that. Seek one out and set up your profile! The girls on there won’t mind dating a non-Brazilian, because they know everyone appreciates their extreme sexiness and amazing nature. But the surest place to find hot Brazilians to watch is in your favorite spicy porn, starring Latina sweethearts who love to show off their hot round asses and beautiful bodies.