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Mistress

Posted on July 24, 2020 | by freakz

“You want to be free. You also want to be mine. You can’t be both.”
-Nenia Campbell

Definition

A mistress is a female dominant who loves to be in charge. She might be a professional or she might just be a freak that you met anywhere, but whatever she is, she wants to take control. Mistresses wear hot garments that let you know they are in charge. They wear corsets to make their boobs even bigger for smothering and tight leather pants to assert their dominance. Their boots are perfect for licking up and down by a worthy sub and they use tons of tools and fun implements to make sure their submissives stay on their knees where they belong. A mistress is someone to be respected and if you don’t do a good job of respecting then you will find yourself in a good deal of trouble, most likely.

Types of Mistresses

There are mistresses of all types who love to do all sorts of different things. There are chicks who want to own your wallet and this would be a financial domination mistress. There are honeys who want to keep you wearing a chastity belt and make you beg for orgasm. There are women who want to make you feel lots and lots of pain, and there are also Dommes who want a loyal servant to worship them and make them feel important and appreciated. Have your pick of what type of mistress you would like.

Finding the One

If you want to find a mistress then you will have to look in all of the right places. A mistress may be hanging out on an online dating site that is specifically for kinksters. There is even a social network for kinky people that you can check out. You can also go to a local munch, which is a social gathering for people who want to meet up and get acquainted with other kinksters.

Menstruation

Posted on July 24, 2020 | by freakz

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
-Roseanne Barr

Definition

If you’ve got a fetish for menstruation, it’s pretty clear what that is about. You love having sex when your girl is on her period, and that time of the month is your favorite time. Anyone – guy or girl can have this fetish which is also known as menophilia, and it shows up in different forms. Some people simply like to have sex with a girl when she is on her period. Others enjoy the products that help a girl during that time of the month such as used pads and tampons. There are also many people who don’t have a period fetish who simply like fucking during menstruation because it’s like extra lubrication!

How To

If you’re wondering how to have sex with a girl during that time of the month, it’s all pretty simple. Just put down a few towels, hopefully red in color, and start doing what you would normally do. Sex is actually good for this time, because it can help women reduce cramps and release hormones that help to combat the bad moods that can happen when a girl is getting a visit from her monthly friend. Lots of people are afraid to do period sex because it’s somewhat taboo, but trust us, your girl will really appreciate it.

Extremes of Menophilia

While most people shy away from oral during a girl’s period, some people relish the opportunity to lick a snatch and get their faces all messy and covered in the red liquid. Other people like to periodically lick their menstruating partner clean when it comes to that time, and they also kind of get off on helping them feel better by getting them things like hot water bottles and pain meds for their cramps.

Housewife

Posted on July 22, 2020 | by freakz

“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.”
-Marilyn Monroe

Definition

A housewife is a woman who just stays at home and takes care of the house. In olden days she would really clean and cook all kinds of elaborate meals, to have everything perfect for her husband. These days a housewife can be more like a kept woman who might go to yoga class with her girlfriends and then stays at home all day trying to figure out what to do. Because of this she might get bored and get up to something naughty with the gardener, the plumber and the electrician, either separately or all together – at least in porn! There are also other housewife fantasies including Hot Wives, which is a subset of the cuckold fantasy, and any combination of lesbian housewives going at it too!

Hot Wives

Hot Wives are usually housewives who are allowed by their husbands to fuck whoever they want. Their hubbies might have tiny cocks or maybe they just get off on seeing their wives getting fucked by other men. Sometimes they’d like to see their wives getting pounded by a big black cock which is not something that they can provide. Other times they don’t care who it is, they just want to see their wife getting what she wants and deserves in the form of hot fucking.

Cheating

The more common trope of a housewife is to see her cheating on her hubby and getting into all sorts of crazy trouble when her man is at work. If you have a hot wife, don’t go on too many business trips or leave her alone all day with nothing to do! Otherwise she might become a pornstar or become willing to fuck anyone that crosses her path, whether it is her yoga buddies or the hired help!

Handcuffs

Posted on July 22, 2020 | by freakz

“Her, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?”
-Jerry Lawler

Definition

Handcuffs are a device used by law enforcement to restrain prisoners. There are a few different types of handcuffs, but most of them actually unlock with a common key. They are mostly made out of metal, and held together with chain or a hinge. Handcuffs were first created in the Bronze Age, but they weren’t adjustable the way they are today, which led to a lot of escapees! The modern swing hinge ones that are completely adjustable were created around the turn of the century, meaning that less people could try to pick the locks and escape.

Types of Handcuffs

Most handcuffs are metal although there are also plastic ones. There are rigid handcuffs which are the most strict and do not allow the prisoner any freedom of motion at all. Instead of a flexible chain between the two cuffs they have a hard piece of plastic or metal and are quite cruel. Plastic cuffs mostly look like cable ties, and they can be snipped with scissors. They are often used on people at protests and are also quite cruel because they can be done up very tightly.

Handcuff Safety

While handcuffs are actually quite a common thing to use for basic bondage players, they are actually one of the more harsh devices you can use. This is because they are thin metal. You should never suspend someone from handcuffs, even though you may have seen it in a movie. In addition you should be aware that putting handcuffs on someone too tightly can cause them some nerve damage that might even last forever. If you’re a bondage beginner it would be better to play with some leather or neoprene cuffs that will be just as restrictive but more comfortable for your prisoner.

Gym

Posted on July 22, 2020 | by freakz

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
-Charles M. Schultz

Definition

The gym is a place that is usually not related to sexy times. It’s a place you go to torture yourself, if you hate it, or to enjoy yourself, if you like it. There are all sorts of different activities you can do at the gym. You can do yoga and look at all the yoga babes and their nice booties in yoga pants, you can lift weights, run on the treadmill or try an elliptical or bike machine. You can try the weightlifting machines too, which are great for anyone whether you’ve got workout experience or not. However, in this context, we are referring to sexual fantasy situations that happen at the gym. These fantasies entail having a hottie that you’d like to bang at the gym, and then throwing all those inhibitions that make you behave properly in real life out of the window.

Real Life Gym Fantasies

There are all sorts of activities that you can do for sexy times at the gym. However, for the most part, it would not be good to try and do that. This is because first of all the gym is a public place, and fucking in public is a bit risky. If you can sneak into the bathroom together it might be fun, but if you get caught you might get kicked out of the gym forever. However, some gyms are smaller so if you’re the only ones there, it might be OK! If you are tempted to hit on a hottie at the gym it’s best not to. They are just there to work out and they might not appreciate your attentions.

Bringing a Fantasy to Life

If you have a serious gym fantasy then it would be best to get someone you already know to act it out with you. You could find ways to make it happen. If you have some fitness equipment at home a little role-playing would be easy. If you belong to a gym where you can go at an odd hour when no one is there, or rent out the whole thing for a night, that would be a great way to make it happen too. Plus, there’s nothing stopping you from having dirty talk at the gym with your lover!

Gonzo

Posted on July 22, 2020 | by freakz

“The only way to write honestly about the scene is to be part of it.”
-Hunter S. Thompson

Definition

Gonzo is a type of porn that gets right down to the action, and it does its best to place the person watching the porn in the action using techniques like point of view perspective. The name is taken from the term Gonzo Journalism, in which a journalist reports on events that they are actually a part of. A lot of gonzo films are shot by the guy doing the fucking of a hot pussy, and many of them are amateur style movies with shaky cameras, rapid and messy crossfades and plenty of hotness to go around.

History

Gonzo porn has had a long and vibrant history. Pretty much every pornstar has been in a porn movie that could be considered gonzo, even if it wasn’t labeled as such. Movies that are unscripted and have no storyline for pornstars to jumble up are also considered gonzo. They get straight to the best parts and don’t make you wait for some silly stuff to happen before the cocks and pussies get satisfaction. The originator of gonzo porn is considered to be John Stagliano AKA Buttman. He started shooting sex-only movies at a time when people thought all pornos had to have a story line.

Popular Directors

If you are interested in learning more about gonzo porn and checking some out, then you should know some of the best directors of the genre. Of course there is John Stagliano, but in his more recent work he has taken to elaborate storylines that would be appropriate for your favorite TV show. There is also Belladonna, who is now a retired pornstar but was once a fabulous fucker as well as a well known director of gonzo smut. Pierre Woodman is a French guy who loves the gonzo style, and Manuel Ferrara is more than just a legendary cock – he is also a great director of smut that gets straight to the point.

Gaping

Posted on July 22, 2020 | by freakz

“To become wise, one must “wish” to have certain experiences and run, as it were, into their gaping jaws. This, of course, is very dangerous; many a wise guy has been swallowed.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Definition

Gaping is a pretty special phenomenon that can happen to an asshole or pussy when it has been very well used for a long period of time by large objects. After the objects get removed the muscles of the asshole are so relaxed and wide that the hole stays open, giving it a very unique appearance. It looks wide open and it can often close up and open back up again pretty easily. Some people never really achieve this gaping status simply because they aren’t open to stretching out their holes so strongly, but others, many of them amazing pornstars, don’t mind showing everyone the inside of their intestines.

Prolapse

What you should also know about is the not so fun side of anal sex and gaping which is when it goes a step too far. That is called prolapse and it’s basically when the inside of the asshole comes out. Some people love it and others think it is absolutely gross, but either way, it’s not exactly great for your health. If you prolapse one too many times you may need surgery to keep everything working properly back there. While there are some people who have a fetish for this, it is a well kept secret in the porn biz that prolapse can be bad for you so be careful when you do it!

Relaxing Not Pushing

Contrary to popular belief, gaping is all about relaxing the anus, not pushing anything out. It happens when your muscles are so stretched out and wide open that they can relax to the max. You will always find gaping to be easier when you can just relax, but not push your asshole open. It doesn’t come naturally, so if you want to impress someone you can practice with buttplugs or dildos to make sure your gape is on point.

Auralism

Posted on July 17, 2020 | by freakz

“Few love to hear the sins they love to act.”
-Shakespeare

Definition

Most people love to watch videos or look at pictures of the sexy stuff they like. However, there is a subset of people who enjoy listening instead of looking. They might close their eyes during sex to listen to the hot squishing sounds, or they may download audio files of their favorite sexual situations instead of trying porn movies. Sometimes the sounds that turn them on don’t even have to be sexual. It can be a certain song that they heard once when they were having sex, or it can be another sound all together.

The Fetish Scale

Auralism is definitely a fetish that has a large scale. Some people simply enjoy it a bit when it happens. For example, most people enjoy hearing their partner moan because it means they know their lover is having a good time. However, at the other end of the scale are the people who absolutely need some form of sound in order to get off. Some argue that in order to be a true fetish, someone has to absolutely need it to have an orgasm, but others think that fetishes occur on scales, just like sexual preference or gender.

Music Fetish

A music fetish can be a real thing, which is a bit different from auralism. Some people actually get sexually aroused whenever they hear music and it can be kind of crippling, since music is a big part of everyday life. You might listen to the radio in the car, or hear some music at the mall and get a wet pussy or a big boner that is embarrassing. It just proves that basically anything can be a fetish! Some people think their fetishes are weird but any cursory search on the web shows that any sexual preference is shared by at least a few other people.

Audition

Posted on July 17, 2020 | by freakz

“You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me.”
-Shirley McLaine

Definition

An audition is generally a try out for something, but in this case, we are talking about a genre of pornography that is all about hopeful chicks trying out for something but getting fucked in the end. It’s generally filed under the category of reality porn, which is porn scenes that seem like they could happen in real life. A lot of times the girl will be trying out for a music video or a movie, but then they will get duped into taking off their clothes and getting railed. Other times the chick is actually there to audition for a porn site, and the audition includes getting banged hard to see how she will do in a porn movie.

Amateurs

Most of the time the types of girls who get cast in audition porn movies are real life amateurs who want to break it big in the porn industry. They see other girls who are popular pornstars having a great life and looking hot, and they want the same thing. Could you really blame them? So they shoot a scene for these porn audition sites. As such, most of these sites are full of the hottest girls and if you look through the archives, once in awhile you will spot a hottie you are in love with who is big and famous now, when they were just at the beginning of their career.

Your Own Fantasy

If you want to try your own audition fantasy get your hook-up buddy or girlfriend to simply pretend you are an agent and they are auditioning for something. If you’ve got your own place, you’ve already got the perfect set for a casting couch in your living room since all it requires is a couch. Then just have a fun roleplay that ends in some super hot fucking, and you’ve got yourself an audition fantasy. It’s one of the easier things to do since you don’t need any special outfits or costumes.

Ass Licking

Posted on July 17, 2020 | by freakz

“When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.”
-LL Cool J

Definition

Ass licking is a hot activity that occurs when you lick someone’s ass. It usually refers to licking someone’s asshole, but it can also refer to licking their ass as part of body worship in a BDSM scene or just because you really like asses. All you have to do is stick your tongue out and then lick. If you’re licking the actual hole, you will want to listen for feedback as to how you are doing because each person has a particular taste, kind of like licking pussy.

Safety

You will definitely want to get tested with your partner before you lick ass. This is because the anus is a sensitive place and it’s easy to transmit things back there. You will probably feel safer knowing that you know each other’s statuses. In addition, you may want to use a protective barrier like a dental dam because that will protect you in case anything gross has been left behind back there. You know it’s possible so protect yourself if you are grossed out by that prospect!

What’s Great About It

If you want to try ass licking and are completely new to it, you might be wondering what people even like about it. Well, there are a lot of things to love. If you need to convince your lover to try it, here are a few great reasons. First of all, it simply feels amazing. Asshole licking is a trick that can bring some people to new heights of pleasure. In addition, it’s great for those people who get off on what is completely taboo, because this is one thing that is definitely seen as off the beaten path by many people. So give it a try if you feel like tossing someone’s salad or giving them a rimjob – other names for this naughty act.