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Fan Fiction

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker.”
-Lev Grossman

Definition

Fan Fiction is pretty much any type of fiction that is based on a work of pop culture that already exists, but is written by someone who is a fan. A lot of times the stories are simply reworking stories that have different endings that the writer would rather have seen, but increasingly the stories are more and more erotic, and they bring together characters that would not hook up for real in the original works. Fan fiction is a protected form of art in the US because it is considered to be a derivative or parody, so the first amendment protects these writers from getting sued by authors who are upset that someone else saw a new and sexier vision for their stories.

Why People Love Fan Fiction Sex

People love fan fiction for some very obvious reasons. First of all, since it is the written word in general, the stories don’t have to abide by the laws of physics. Your favorite comic character could have his cock grow 10 inches by a special laser ray, or the whole thing could take place on another planet with other types of life forms we’ve never seen before. Plus, it involves the entire movie, TV show and book characters that people have crushes on getting sexy so, what could be bad about that?

Popular XXX Fan Fiction

Would you believe that the insanely popular book series by EL James known as 50 Shades of Grey was originally fan fiction of the Twilight books? She started writing it that way but as the story developed, she turned it more into her own line of work. She even had to remove some of her saucy and sexual stories from the fan fiction website where authors can post their work because some of them were just too racy!

Just the Tip

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“It’s just the tip of the iceberg. Sooner or later we’re going to hit the stride.”
-Fred Smoot

Definition

Just the tip is a game that some people play. It’s kind of like a game of roulette, but not as much chance is involved. It is played a lot by people who are new in their relationships and by people who are in college and exploring their sexuality. Basically, the guy tell his girl that he is not going to fuck her all the way, which might be painful for her if she is new to having sex. So, he just puts the tip of his cock into her pussy and doesn’t go much further. Then he moves around a little bit, or doesn’t, but for guys who haven’t had too much sex in their lives, even that little bit of stimulation can be pretty exciting.

But Really, Just the Tip

A lot of guys like to play this game because they think that once the tip is in, the girl will want more, but what they don’t understand is that sex with a chick who is brand new to the act isn’t all that pleasant and it actually hurts quite a bit, so doing just the tip is probably all the girl will want to do. Don’t try to push her into doing more unless she suggests going that far because that wouldn’t be cool at all! Just the tip is a fun game and it exists for a reason, so use it that way!

Seriously, Honestly, Only Just The Tip

Some girls want to remain “pure” until marriage or until true love comes along. Perhaps it’s their religion that makes them think that way, or simply their morals. Whatever it is, you need to respect a girl’s wishes, and allow her to be the way she wants to. Some chicks simply don’t want the “stigma” of being a “slut,” a term which isn’t ever actually a bad thing, which can be put upon them if they live in a small town atmosphere where word travels fast when anyone has sex a lot! So they may like to do just the tip so that they don’t get labeled with those terms.

Pre-Cop Agreement

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“If you ain’t no punk holla we want prenup!”
-Kanye West

Definition

You have probably heard of a prenuptial agreement. It’s a pre-marriage legal document that makes it so that your new spouse can’t divorce you right after the wedding and take all of your money. This is something that many people do if they have a lot of assets in their relationship. However, there is also a similar thing called a pre-cop agreement that you make with someone before fucking them in a casual relationship. There are some common terms and themes that are set forth in pre-copulation agreements aimed at keeping things casual and preparing for the eventual end of the sexual interactions.

The Usual Precop

Pre Cops are usually made between people who are friends with benefits. They are usually verbal agreements unlike their officially legal marriage counterparts. They are mostly made to make sure that people will stay friends and not “catch feelings” for the person they are fucking. They may come up with an agreement to find out what they will do if one person starts to have feelings for the other one, and the agreement usually expresses how much snuggling and relationship type of stuff there will be. Don’t be shy when it comes to talking about this stuff. There’s really nothing to lose because most of the time when it comes to casual relationships you will both be willing to make compromises.

How To Make One

Talking about your feelings or thoughts can be hard, but in this case it is usually worth it, especially if you want to get really freaky with someone new. This is because you will end up with an agreement that will keep your sexual affairs in order. All you have to do is start talking about what you want from your casual relationship and the agreement will start to flow. You can always change the agreement since it’s not legally binding, but it’s all good to talk about!

Eiffel Tower

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“I like The Eiffel Tower because it looks like steel and lace.”
-Natalie Lloyd

Definition

The Eiffel Tower is a place in France that is a feat of architecture and engineering. It is a tall tower that has a distinctive sloped shape. To some who haven’t been there it simply looks like many electrical towers do, however, if you’ve seen it up close you will know it is much more magnificent than that. The tower is so iconic that there is also a sex act named after it. This is when, in a threesome with two guys, both guys spear the girl in the middle with one cock in her mouth and one in her pussy or ass while she is on all fours. Then they high five above her, making their group sex session into the shape of an Eiffel tower!

How To Get There

If you’ve always wanted to do an Eiffel, first you have to get the pieces together for a threesome. This means you will have to either have a partner or go online and find one who wants to have a threesome. Then you’ll have to get a buddy or friend to help you out with your goals. You may want to pre-plan the positions of the fucking with your friend to make sure that you can reach your goals of doing the Eiffel Tower high five in the first place. However, sometimes it can just happen naturally. If you’re open to leaving things up to chance, then no planning is required.

Why Do It?

Most people believe that this sex move is just one of those things you see in a funny movie and it is cool to try once. You might get a laugh out of it and you probably won’t feel the need to try it again, but you can always do it again if the opportunity presents itself. Some people love it because it is a show of bro-friend love while doing something hot, and it makes guys feel closer to each other in friendship.

Foreplay

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Conversation is the sexiest foreplay, the perfect prelude to sex, the fiery banter that gets you heated, the stimulation of the mind that transmits to the body.”
-Zara Barrie

Definition

Foreplay is something that should be a part of every sexual interaction. It is what happens when you tease and tantalize your partner before you have actual penetrative sex. Some people would argue that foreplay is more important than actual penetrative sex, if you believe that the journey is more important than the destination. Sex that just goes straight to the fucking isn’t always as good. Sometimes if a pussy is involved the slit isn’t lubed up quite enough and the cock isn’t quite hard enough, but foreplay can help to get you there.

Foreplay Ideas

Foreplay can literally include just about anything. Blowjobs and pussy licking can be considered foreplay if it happens before the fucking occurs. However, role-play, dressing up, snuggling, dirty talk and phone sex can all be a part of foreplay. Foreplay, as the word would suggest is anything that happens before the sex. Foreplay is often the bulk of the sexual experience because some people cum quickly after such hot activities have taken place. Foreplay is basically when you are getting your partner revved up for the big affair.

Is Foreplay A Requirement?

There is a theory going around that foreplay is actually a requirement for women. Some people think that they need some extra playtime in order to have good orgasms. Most people believe that if you give a woman a little foreplay, that then when you try to actually make her cum, it will happen much faster. This is because for women arousal and orgasms are more psychological than it is for men, and the foreplay helps them really drop down into that pleasure center.

Cyber Sex

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this.”
-Douglas Adams

Definition

Cyber sex is what happens when you hop online and go onto some dating site or instant messaging service that allows for instant communication. Technically you can even do cyber sex via e-mail, but it is a little bit slower. It all happens when you start to type some sexy messages to your new friend, and things take a turn towards even steamier. Usually during cybering, you would masturbate yourself while imagining all of the things happening that your partner was typing was really happening.

Cyber Sex Tips

How do you get an online conversation to go towards cybering? Well, it’s really easy. Just start with one of the stereotypical questions like what are you wearing? Then see how things develop from there. If the other person doesn’t really seem into it, then you are probably just out of luck and you could find another person to chat with, but if they are, then you can always get things moving forward. Simply describe all of the hot things that you’d like to do to them. The best thing is that you’re not really bound by the laws of physics when you do cybering so you can create a vast fantasyland!

Why People Do It

People like cyber sex for a variety of reasons. First of all, cybering can connect two people who are far apart, but who already know they like each other. Nowadays with the prevalence of video chatting, there can also be a visual aspect to it, which makes things even hotter. In addition, cybering is a great way to see if you have a good sexual chemistry with someone before you meet up for some in person smooching and playing.

Superman

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“I superman dat ho.”
-Soulja Boy

Definition

Superman is a silly fratboy sex act that doesn’t really lead to any sexual gratification directly, but the degrading result is what many are seeking. Fucking a girl from behind, cumming all over her back, then using your jizz to make a blanket stick to her back so when she stands up she ends up looking like Superman with a cape hanging from her shoulders It’s the kind of thing freaks do in their college dorms or just once in their lives to say they have done it.

Surprise Superman

Keep in mind when you superman a girl you are guaranteeing she has to clean all her blankets and sheets afterward. So there is a time commitment involved. Try not to surprise her right before she is going away for the weekend… or you may end up having to pay up for her new bed linens when she gets back.

Immature BDSM Tendencies

Many sex acts like this one stem from immature BDSM tendencies. Often college coeds who are unable to articulate their desire to dominate someone sexually will engage in these kinds of behaviors, much the same way schoolyard teasing is often a precursor to being able to explain that you have erotic feelings toward someone later in life. If you boyfriend has given you the superman treatment, and you want to keep him around long term, explain that you understand his desire to own a partner sexually and make sure he is aware that you are willing to be used for his amusement. Often the offer to become a sexually muse will empower your partner, help them grow sexually and result in a much more rewarding BDSM relationship where silly games are eschewed in favor of real power exchange sexual practices!

Sexting

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.”
-Tyler Oakley

Definition

Sexting is what happens when you have a love or lust interest, and you want to let them know you are interested in having sex with them, but you don’t want to call them up on the phone and you don’t have the time to meet up in person. So, you decide to sext them! It is when you do sexy texting that will pique their interest and could lead to something sexual later on. There are lots of tools to help with sexting like emojis and advice articles online, but it is really pretty easy.

Sexting Tips

When sexting, start out like phone sex, maybe ask, “what are you wearing” or simply send one of the emoji that can stand in for hot body parts. Some hints are that the eggplant represents the cock, the peach can represent the ass, and there are many others that you can creatively use to represent other body parts. Sexting is a delicate game and it’s best to check out how your sexting partners respond to things before you go further, so don’t overwhelm them with too many hot texts before they have texted you back.

Nudes Are Forever!

A lot of times when people sext they send hot nude pics, but be aware that is a somewhat dangerous activity. Only send nudes to someone that you really trust and only if you think they are responsible enough to not leave their phone around someone who might want to snoop inside of it. Sexting pics are not a good idea to send if you have a relationship that requires discretion, like an affair or something like that. Remember – nudes are forever and you can’t take them back once you have sent them, so make sure that you really want to send it!

Sexorcism

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Everyone knows that even the best exorcism has to be renewed once in a while.”
-Tahir Shah

Definition

You have heard of an exorcism before… a religious figure getting demons and bad spirits out of someone’s soul. Have you also heard of a sexorcism? A parody of sorts that includes having sex with someone new as a method of getting that longing feeling toward your ex-girlfriend out of your soul. After a breakup it’s pretty common to have left over feelings for the person who was previously the object of your affection. You might want to go back to them, even if they are not good for you, because you had such a long relationship and comfortable sex. Fortunately a sexorcism can prevent you from going backward and help you move on with your life.

Finding Someone New

Finding someone for a sexorcism used to be really hard, but now with all of these dating and hook up apps it can be really easy. Sign up and swipe left or right to say whether or not you find someone attractive. Try to find someone seeking casual sex who looks similar to your ex, and retrain your brain by fucking a new partner and transferring your feelings from the old one.

Does it Work

It does work. The best way to get over a past lover, is to find one that looks remarkably similar and fucking her in ways the past lover would have rejected. When you find a new girl who looks like your exgirlfriend and get her to eat your ass even though your exgf never would, you’ll be amazed how quickly your cock forgets all about that girl who dumped you!

Netflix and Chill

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.”
-Nick Hornby

Definition

Netflix and chill is a term millennials started using as a euphemism for promiscuous sex without the traditional dating rituals that used to happen before liberated women began fucking for fun. When someone invites you over to Netflix And Chill you might be imagining that you will be hanging out, watching a movie, possibly snuggling. However, the person who invited you over probably has other ideas.

Hookup Choices

What you watch before the hookup literally doesn’t matter because you will probably not be watching it for a very long time at all. You can watch a sexy thriller or a film about some indigenous cultures that don’t wear any clothes. Ironically Netflix doesn’t allow any kind of porn on their platform (yet) so finding a good fuck film there can be tricky. Focus on something that sounds good in the background, or at least make sure it isn’t something that will break the mood while you are boning your new booty call partner.

You Can Fuck Without Netflix Too!

Some people don’t like the idea of this modern sexual convention because they would rather have partner who is up front about how much they like the other person or how much they want to hook up with them. However, others like that they have a way to get someone over to their house for a potential hook up and if it doesn’t work out, they can always watch a movie instead of hooking up. It’s up to you to decide if you want to be direct or have a cover up story! Either way, there are high chances that the person you invite over to watch a movie probably knows that Netflix and Chill really means only pretending to watch a movie.