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Labia Stretching

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“The heart is capable of sacrifice, and so is the vagina.”
-Eve Ensler

Definition

Labia stretching is a sexual practice that is performed for a lot of different purposes. It involves stretching the labia out for any number of different reasons. Some people in certain African countries use labia stretching as a ceremonial sexual practice to enhance feeling and increase the possibility of squirting. Others simply do it because they enjoy body modification; while others do it to make sure that their labia are symmetrical.

Vagina Controversy

Labia stretching is actually a controversial practice because in some places where it is seen as mandatory, some worry that women feel like it is something they have to do in order to be seen as sexually desirable. However, others feel this isn’t much different than women who get plastic surgery in the Western world to increase their bust or trim down their waistline. In the West, women tend to prefer shorter labia, and even go through plastic surgery to make their labia small, short and neat, the way they imagine many pornstars have it. However, others believe that bigger labia mean more sexual satisfaction! Perhaps you’ll just have to experiment to find out.

Getting Kinky

If you want to try labia stretching as a sexual practice, you can have some fun. It is often done by BDSM couples, especially in ones where the male is dominant and a female is submissive. This can be achieved through a number of ways, but if you were just starting out, it would probably be fun to put some clips or clamps on the outer labia and then attach some weights to them. Then you can see how much weight her labia can take. More advanced couples get gauged piercings and things like that in the labia to stretch them.

Tribbing

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”
-Julie Ann Peters

Definition

Tribbing is something that can only happen between two people with pussies. It is defined as two girls rubbing their pussies together, but in a different way than scissoring which is what people always talk about when they talk about lesbians. Basically one girl lies on top of the other one, and they hump each other to stimulate their pussies with sexual effort. It is hot to watch and it is a lot of fun to do for the girls themselves.

Tribbing Tips

Most people suggest that tribbing feels better when both girls have shaved their pussies, because it allows more sensation to pass through. Since you might get wet and hot when you try tribbing, make sure you and your partner have talked about your testing status beforehand since fluid exchange can occur. Other tips include trying different positions and orientations until you find the one that feels the best for both pussies involved in the hotness. Many people can actually come this way, but some girls need more direct stimulation.

Tribbing Origins

The term tribbing sounds like something that might be from another planet, but the word actually comes from the term tribadism, which has its origins in the Greek word, tribas. This is a term that means a woman who has sex with herself or another girl, so it’s clear why they chose this one! Back in Greek and Roman times, they didn’t believe women could be into each other because they thought same sex attraction required a cock, so they used to imagine that lesbians has clits big enough to be cocks. That’s why they rubbed them together! Since then, tribadism has been the primary way to describe lesbians throughout history until fairly recently in comparison.

Teabagging

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“A cup of tea would restore my normality.”
-Douglas Adams

Definition

Teabagging is a sex act that is pretty fun and easy to do. Basically, it happens when a guy puts his balls into the mouth of his sex partner, usually as part of a blowjob. It is an act that is often seen as somewhat humiliating or degrading, but sucking on the balls can just be a usual part of sexual play! It gets it’s name because it looks like what you do when you are making a cup of tea and you dip the bag in and out of the cup of hot steaming water.

Always Use The Full Sack

Teabagging is awesome because the scrotum and balls of a guy are areas that are too often neglected during sex. If you want your partner to suck your balls, you might try shaving the hair off of them because that will make it a more pleasant experience for the person using their mouth on you, and they might be more eager to do it again. To try it, use a few different techniques and find out which ones your partner likes. You can suck on the skin, try putting a whole ball in your mouth, or lick them. There are lots of ways to have fun with testicles, and every sack is unique. That’s a big part of the allure.

In Video Games

Tea bagging has become a large part of video game culture. When someone pwns or dominates someone else in a live online game, they often mimic the act of teabagging with their virtual characters. It’s not really seen as something nice to do, but people do it all the same. Whenever you see a character squatting over someone else’s character after an in game death, they are teabagging their enemy, which is also sometimes referred to as giving them an asshat. It’s not really considered good sportsmanship, but having your enemy lick every wrinkle out of your sack is often a fun celebration when your enemy has been annoying you earlier in the game.

Swaffelen

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“Hitting is better than sex.”
-Reggie Jackson

Definition

Swaffelen is a Dutch term that means to sway, swing or swoop. However, a few years ago it became the sexual term for when you hit your cock against someone else or even an inanimate object. It can also be spelled zwaffelen. Swaffelen can be done for sexual pleasure, but it can also be done to degrade someone or help them feel humiliated. Of course, both of those things can sometimes go together! When someone does this the cock can be fully hard or semi hard, though the latter is more usual because if the cock is fully hard then it usually wants to go inside of a hole.

History

Even though it is a Dutch term, the term is said to have started in some English speaking countries to mean this particular thing. It started to get media coverage in 2008 when a guy used his cock to Swaffel on the Taj Mahal that is quite a disrespectful act for such a place. After that Swaffelen really took of, as a Dutch TV channel made an official International Swaffel Day. People could submit their own videos of hitting their cocks against landmarks such as the Royal Palace of Amsterdam. It was even the word of the year for The Netherlands in 2008!

Only Hit The Right Targets With Your Dick

One time a firefighter did a little Swaffel on his colleague in the Netherlands and he actually got fired. This means that you need to make sure that whomever you hit with your cock is into the activity and wants it to happen. Don’t hit things with your cock at work, and only do it with eager sexual partners who are into it. Most people who like it enjoy hitting their cock on the face of someone who is sucking their dick!

Rusty Trombone

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“A frisky spirit makes my trombone sing.”
-Chris Barber

Definition

Rusty Trombone is a colorful sex act that requires doing two things at once. It is definitely the type of thing multi-taskers love. When a lover puts their face in the ass of another, so that they can lick their asshole, while also reaching around the front with one hand to give their partner a simultaneous handjob. The name comes from the fact that it looks to an observer as if they are playing a trombone, and the rusty part is because well…yeah, you get it.

Rim Jobs

If you want to rim your partner’s asshole with your tongue, it’s always good to ask them to clean up back there before you start probing with your mouth. Stick your face back there and start licking. There are a few different techniques you can use which include licking around the edges, sticking your tongue in slightly and alternating between the two. You can ask your partner which way they prefer but their moan volume often lets you know the answer quickly.

Safety

As with anything involving intimate anal contact, you want to make sure that you and your partner are both tested and know each other’s status. If not, you can also use a dental dam to protect yourself from fluid exchange. With the handjob part, there’s really not much that can go wrong, though it is a hard position for some people to hold. Your partner can help in a hot way by holding the arms up or pressing the person’s head into their asshole. If you get off on having a girl give you a rusty trombone, try to find a mate with long arms, small hands, and a tongue ring for maximum pleasure!

Quickie Sex

Posted on June 14, 2020 | by freakz

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
-Mario Andretti

Definition

A quickie is a impromptu sex that can often feel like a race between partners to see who can cum first! It’s best when you only have a few minutes to spare and you need to do a few quick thrusts. Whether it is at the height of a plane flight, while a spouse leaves the room for a moment, or in the office supply closet when nobody else is around, a quickie can be can revitalize a sex life that has fallen into boring patterns, because having quick sex requires everyone to focus precisely on what they enjoy the most!

Quickie Ideas

If you want to try having a quickie, there are some great ideas and fantasies to act out. Have your partner come over, not say anything, fuck them quickly and then have them leave. All without saying a word. You can also have them visit you at the office and have a secret quickie somewhere at work before you head out to lunch together. You don’t actually need a reason to have a fast sex session, but if you want to make one up there are tons of reasons and ideas to make them work for just about anyone.

Imbalance

Due to physical mechanics, most quickies are satisfying to one of the partners more than the other. This is because men usually cum more quickly and easily than a girl. That’s not to say this is true for everyone, but it is true for many. If you have a quickie and you get off pretty fast, make sure to get your partner off later on, when you have more time. Otherwise they may start to resent you and not want to give you as much pleasure if you keep getting off without thinking of them.

Prostate Massage

Posted on June 12, 2020 | by freakz

“The day I can’t pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”
-Sean Gibson

Definition

A prostate massage is something that can only be done to guys. A great prostate massage can make a guy cum without any cock stimulation, and is usually referred to as prostate milking. A doctor might even do a prostate massage as part of a medical exam, so sometimes people who have a medical fetish especially enjoy prostate massage, but any guy who is not a little bit nervous about anal play is likely to enjoy it.

Milking The Prostate

If you want to give someone a prostate massage, you should stick your pointer finger and or middle finger inside of your partner’s asshole. Have them lie on their back and put your fingers facing up, and then feel inside for a small hard almond shaped bump. That’s the prostate! Then move your fingers against it in a come hither motion. If your guy starts moaning automatically then you know you’re doing a good job. If not, just keep asking if it feels good until you’ve found the perfect spot for them. You can also use special toys that are curved just perfectly for the prostate.

Anal Safety

If you use a toy to stimulate the prostate, make sure that it has a base of some kind so that it does not get sucked up and lost inside of the asshole. Also make sure that you use plenty of lube and your fingernails are not too long. If you have long nails and don’t want to cut them for some backdoor fun, you can always wear a medical glove made of latex or nitrile and then put cotton balls in the tip of the fingers you’re going to use to protect your lover’s booty.

Handjob

Posted on June 12, 2020 | by freakz

“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”
-Mae West

Definition

A handjob is one of the most basic sex acts possible. It is when someone takes their hand and uses it to jerk off a cock. It’s kind of like masturbation, but it is when someone else does it. There are lots of different positions that handjobs can take, and different techniques to be used. If it is done in the context of a massage parlor, the handjob is known as a happy ending. The handjob can include both the penis and the balls, or just one or the other. The important part is that the guy spews his load!

Hand Positions and Technique

There are endless positions and ways to give a handjob, but one important technique is to use some lubrication. It can be oil, sexual lubricant or even spit, but most guys like something to give their dicks a little slip and slide feeling. You can position your hand naturally, but if you think about the angle a dude would masturbate from and then put your hand in that direction, you can usually impress a guy on the first try. Some dudes love to get a handjob from someone who is on their knees because then when they splooge it goes all over their face!

Jerk Off Instructions – JOI

With so many holes available on different people why would you choose to have someone get you off with their hands? Well, for one thing, there isn’t any fluid exchange with a handjob, so the risk of infection or pregnancy is very low, especially if the cum doesn’t go in or near the mouth. Many also appreciate the dominant sensation of having a girl stroke your dick or telling you how she wants to see you stroke it yourself with nasty jerk off instructions of her own. It’s a great option for people who don’t know each other very well. There is also a special hotness to a girl who really knows what she is doing, well enough to get a cock off with only her hands and the naughty things she whispers!

Hogging

Posted on June 12, 2020 | by freakz

“It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.”
-Roseanne Barr

Definition

Hogging is fun for guys who like fat girls, but it is very different from being someone who is a fat admirer. Fat admirers love BBW chicks and are sexually attracted to them. Hogging guys like fatties because they take joy in shaming them and using their holes for pleasure while treating their hogs like chattel. Fat girls often have lower self-esteem and are willing to do more in bed than a stereotypical thin slut. A lot of times hogging is done by a group of guys who are out on the town. Sometimes they will make a bet as to who can get a girl to do a specifically degrading sex act first.

Why Do People Do It?

Hogging has many purposes. It’s fun for a raucous group of guys to do while they are out and about. Often it feeds into the hazing rituals of campus fraternities and sororities. Also, a lot of times a guy will “take one for the team” and pick up a fat chick to mercy fuck her so she is kept busy while his buddy fucks her hot friend. Many of the people who participate in hogging may actually be fat admirers in disguise, unwilling to admit they are into heavy woman, but far more frequently they are simply interested in using the shame a girl feels about her body as an easy way to convince her to do the dirtiest things he can imagine. They might like the idea of being with a fat chick but are kind of embarrassed of what their friends might say, but getting a fat girl to lick your ass for hours and then drink piss from your toilet seems to make it dominant enough that arrogant friends give you a pass when they find out you are fucking a four hundred pound whore.

Not Very Nice, Is It?

Hogging is not a nice thing to do, but people rationalize it in many ways. The most common is the thought that “she needs to get fucked and nobody would bang her otherwise.” If you are part of a group that is hogging, you should either find a new group of friends, or find heavy girls who get off on being used as submissive cum catchers. It’s also worth pointing out, there are plenty of pretty girls with athletic bodies willing to let you use them for your own sexual enjoyment in any way you want, if you treat her right, so keep that in mind when you see people doing things like hogging fat sluts in the real world.

Hickeys

Posted on June 12, 2020 | by freakz

“Looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you…get off.”
-Jordan Castillo Price

Definition

A hickey is a mark left after sexual activity, usually on the neck, by a kiss that involves heavy sucking. It can sometimes look like a bruise, but more often than not it looks like a slight abrasion. A hickey is caused by the sucking action, which on the delicate skin of the neck can break the blood vessels near the surface of the skin. Hickeys tend to last for up to 2 weeks, depending on the severity, and if you want to get rid of them faster you can try to put some Arnica gel on them or put other salves that are meant to help alleviate bruising. Often a symbol of a first romance, and rarely seen on older adults, there is also a growing fetish community of freaks who find deeper meaning in the shape, size, color or duration of the marks themselves.

Etiquette

Hickeys are something that everyone can see, and they are pretty obvious about their origins, so it’s really not polite to give someone a hockey in an area that is plainly visible to the public, or if they are married and fucking you on the down low. If you do want to leave a mark, you should definitely ask if leaving a hickey is OK before you do it. If your mate is not OK with it, you can ask if you can leave one where other people can’t see. Often they can be covered by a well-placed scarf or turtleneck until it goes away. You can also put cover up on it to hide it away, especially when it is a bit lighter, but many relationships have ended abruptly because one mate left a mark on the other without asking ahead of time.

Urban Legends About Clotting

There has been an urban legend going around that you can actually die from getting a hickey, or too many hickeys. Some have said that the sucking and bruising in the neck can create a blood clot, which is not a good thing for anyone, since it can travel to your brain or lungs and really do some great damage. Up until recently this story was really just an urban legend, but there is some truth to health concerns with anyone who may have a clotting disorder or other health issue. Again, always discuss it ahead of time, and heed the warnings a doctor gives you if relevant.