Tit Fuck

“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.”

-Anita Clenney

Definition

A tit fuck is what happens when a girl has a big enough pair of boobs that you can stick a little lube in between her knockers and shove your dick in the middle until it looks as happy as a hot dog in a bun. With a tit fuck the bigger the better. The smallest size possible for that is probably a D, as long as the band size of your babe is 36 or bigger. However, it’s true that the preferable size for a full tit fuck is probably something more like an F cup. Breasts are amazing and they feel great wrapped around a dick, but if you bust your nut on your babe’s set of tits, you better be sure that you give her some of her own pleasure afterwards!

How To

There are many ways to do a successful tit fuck, but one of the best ways is to slop a little bit of lube in the cleavage and then shove your dick in. however, there are some tips for this seemingly simple sex act. First of all, definitely get the lube in between her breasts but don’t get it all over. If you get the lube all over you will not be able to grab her boobs to push them together to make the best tit fuck possible. So, put the lube in the middle, then wash your hands or wipe them off on a towel! Another option for a tit fuck is to use that special spit from the back of the throat if your girl is a champion deep throat lover instead of traditional lube.

Tit Fuck the Night Away

Tit fucking and boob jobs are pretty much the best for the guy, so you can do it for as long as your girl is into it. However, you do need to be aware that if any girl says that a tit fuck makes her cum, she’s probably lying. Give your chick a nice dose of oral loving or at least a manual jerk off if she’s helped you out by allowing you to pound her tits until you jizz all over her face.

Posted in T

Stripping/Dancing

“You don’t call them strippers, they’re dancers.”

-Jackson Burnett

Definition

Everyone knows what a stripper is. It’s a girl who dances around for money. She dances in a sexy and alluring way. She knows how to work it and she makes guys drool over her hot moves. However, strippers can play a part in any relationship whether it is from getting a girl to come over and dance for you or by having one of the members of the relationships learn some hot and sexy moves themselves. You can have a blast by bringing in some rhythm to any relationship whether you are good at dancing or not.

Going to the Strip Club

Going to the slub can be a great idea for a date with someone who you already know that you have sexual chemistry with. Take them out, just make sure you have plenty of single dollar bills in your pocket because that is how you tip the strippers who are doing a very good job. If you and your date get up the courage maybe you can also go o the stage and take it all off! Strip clubs are fun, just make sure that you treat the girls who are dancing with a bit of respect in addition to admiration.

Learning the Moves

Other couples would prefer to learn the stripping moves at home. If you do that, there are videos you can watch and most major cities have at least one class you can take. Learn how to wow your lover by giving them a lap dance, or heck, start up a whole new career that will take you places you never imagined. Stripping is really fun and you can also get in shape from learning how to pole dance.

Posted in S

Oculolinctus

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in they eye.”

-Cathy Guisette

Definition

Oculolinctus is a puzzling fetish that has developed and gained some steam in the past few years, mainly in Japan which shouldn’t be surprising because they have a lot of kinky sexual practices over there. It basically involves the sexual practice of licking the eyeball. It is also called “worming,” though it’s not completely apparent why. Some people think that this whole thing started as a hoax, with a joke news outlet saying that is was happening when it wasn’t really, but then a bunch of people started to do it after seeing the news, bringing fiction to fact.

The Dangers

If you’re going to lick someone’s eyeball, you should know it can be very bad. You can give someone gross infections like pink eye, which is not too serious but highly contagious and definitely not fun. In addition to the practice allegedly being popular in Japan, some say there has also been a presence of it in the US Virgin Islands. One popular picture put in the news of the story is college students wearing eye patches because of their conjunctivitis problems! Of course it seems like eyeball licking is a very intimate act so make sure to get the same tests you would have if you were going to have sex with someone.

Take Out Your Contacts

With most fetishes it is recommended that you get into it gradually, but since this one is so specific, it’s one that you just kind of have to try in order to get into it. If you wear contacts definitely take them out before you get your eyeball licked, and maybe brush your teeth beforehand so that you have the least amount of bacteria in there possible? But wait long enough so that the minty freshness doesn’t hurt the eyeball.

Posted in O

Vampirism

“Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

-Rachel Mead

Definition

Those who have a vampire fetish deeply romanticize and fetishize those mythical creatures who have fangs and love to suck the life force out of a person. Of course these creatures aren’t real as far as anyone knows, but due to the lore and myths around them, they are easy to think of as sexy beings, thanks to a few authors and movies in particular. They live forever, thus they can become unbearably rich and they seem to exude a mysterious allure in many of the media that they’re involved in. This fetish sometimes involves wearing fake fangs and even biting people, which is something that should not be taken lightly.

Biting

Biting and drawing blood is actually kind of a dangerous thing. You really need to trust the person who you are doing that with, and you also need to take the same precautions that you would if you were going to be having unprotected sex. There are all sorts of things that can get transferred in a loving bite especially if it breaks the skin. You should also know all of the safest places to bite so that you do not nick any important veins or arteries with your loving passion. Now with that information – bite away!

Become a Vamp

Being a vampire is about so much more than biting. For many it is about the sexy and decadent lifestyle of vamps, as well as the code that many of them follow. There is often strict protocol or social order in vampire fetish groups, and many of them have sexy parties that mimic the lifestyle of vampires expressed in fantasy books and other representations of the mythical creatures. If you want to experiment with it, start with a nice love bite or a funny pair of fangs and see how it strikes your partner.

Posted in V

Dreadlocks

“Ya can’t go to Zion and wear Jheri Curl.”

-Damien Marley

Definition

Dreadlocks are a hairstyle that is traditionally worn by people of African descent, but others have worn the style in modern culture. It is a hairstyle that is formed by matting, twisting or backcombing the hair so that it forms thick pieces of hair. In some cultures this hairstyle is ceremonial, with Hindu holy men often wearing their hair in this style, and those who follow the Rastafarian way of thinking also wear them for religious reasons. They are often called locs or dreads, and when it comes to pornstars, often worn by hippy chicks or black girls. It’s actually a wrong rumor that dreadlocks are dirty. They actually take a lot to keep up!

Controversy

Dreads are actually kind of controversial, at least when they are worn by white people. Some people feel that this is a form of cultural appropriation, as it is a style traditionally worn by black people and other people of color. Still others feel that people should be able to wear their hair however they want and it’s just a hairstyle. Whatever you believe, if you’re planning on changing your hair into dreads, you should make yourself aware of the controversy that might follow you wherever you go.

Sexy Dreads

If you like hot girls in dreadlocks then you might have a hard time finding them. They are few and far between for the most part. However, if you try specific dating sites for black girls or hippy chicks, you might have better luck in finding them. You can also watch dreadlock specific porn that stars babes who have this hairstyle. Of course you can also ask your sweetie if they’d be willing to indulge your fantasies and change their hair too! Get your freak on with hippie babes and other types of cuties who have this unique hairstyle.

Posted in D

Double Blowjob

“I used to be an atheist until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs.”

-Robert Anton Wilson

Definition

A double blowjob is something that can only happen in a threesome. It’s a blowjob that takes place between two girls who focus all of their attention on a guy’s dick with their mouths. Why limit things to just two girls, though? Why not have a three-girl session or even four girls? Anyways, there are many techniques for this. Usually one girl licks the balls while the other goes to work on the cock itself. Sometimes both babes lick the shaft of the cock and other times one sucks on the head while the other goes to work on all of the other parts. It can also be when two guys stick their dicks in a chick’s mouth.

Make it Happen

If you want to have a threesome with a double blowjob, all you have to do is find two chicks that are willing to have one! Good places to look include dating sites for open-minded people, like swinger sites or hook up sites. Other places include swinger communities and local sex parties where you can get hooked into the local community. Just put yourself out there and the magic will come to you eventually, but hanging out with the right people will put you closer to your goals.

Group Sex Safety

Group sex can totally be done safely, if all the parties involved have discussed their sexual histories and made sure they each know their testing status. If you want to have a good time, then you will feel even more relaxed with that in place. Plus, it’s always good to touch base about what each person wants out of the experience so that no feelings get hurt if there are higher expectations than what you are willing to give. Happy group fucking!

Posted in D

Dominatrix

“You can’t play games with the girl who made the rules.”

-Chicha Bans

Definition

A dominatrix is someone who dominates in a BDSM context, but professionally. You can usually hire a dominatrix in your local area simply by looking online and looking at their ads, and most major cities have houses you can visit to hire a woman to put you in your place. One thing to notice is that many pro Dommes do not offer sexual services – some don’t want to give you a handjob or a blowjob, so you should definitely ask what a provider’s situation is before you assume anything. Overall, you can expect quality BDSM services from a dominatrix!

Etiquette

Don’t be surprised when a professional asks you for references or wants to view your social media presence before allowing you to come and visit them. They have to keep their safety in mind and it’s nothing personal. Other etiquette to be aware of is that it is common to tip a dominatrix. Even though their prices can be high, it shows that you appreciate them and the effort they put into crafting a session for you. You don’t have to give much, even an extra Andrew Jackson would put a smile on her face and help them remember you!

Specialties

Keep in mind that many Dommes have specialties. Some of them are great at bondage; others are perfect for corporal punishment scenes. Some Dommes like to do sissification, while others enjoy long term scenes. You have to find the Domme who is willing to do your scene and who likes what you’re into, so you might have to try a few different ones before you land on the one who is perfect for your BDSM interests. Seeing a few different women is a great idea anyways because then you will get to know the different options that are out there.

Posted in D

Domination

“The question isn’t who is going to let me. It’s who is going to stop me.”

-Ayn Rand

Definition

Domination is the general term for what the dominant person does in a BDSM relationship. The dominant can be a person of any gender identity and they can use many different techniques in order to prove their dominance over their submissive or slave. There are many different levels of domination that are perfect for any level of player, so if you’re new to the game, don’t be shy about the who thing.

Starting Out as A Dom

If you want to start playing with domination you will first need to bring it up to your partner. If you guys trust each other and have a communicative relationship, it shouldn’t be a problem, but it’s understandable that you would be nervous. You may want to start by outlining a hot fantasy that you have during sexy time, or maybe by showing them some hot BDSM porn. For most people starting out with the sensual is easier, so things like light bondage and teasing actions might be a good place to start. Once you do have the green light, gather your tools and plan a fun night. You may want to use scarves or ties for some light bondage. Just let your imagination run wild!

Other Domination Practices

Beyond that, the world of domination is vast and wide. There are many ways to dominate someone, and some of them use humiliation and degradation to make someone feel lesser. Others use pain and corporal punishment to keep their subs feeling subjugated. There are plenty of ways to hurt someone in a sexy way. Cock and ball torture or CBT is another way that fem Dommes can torment their male subs. There are just so many options for domination it might be hard to choose just one!

Posted in D

Doggystyle

“You don’t love me. You just love my doggystyle.”

-Snoop Dogg

Definition

Doggystyle is the type of sex position that people dream about. It’s when a guy fucks the girl from behind, usually while she is on all fours. She can get her pussy pounded or her asshole slammed in this position. Guys like it because they can look at a girl’s ass, and some people also like it because it is slightly more anonymous than face-to-face sex, so if you don’t really like the person you’re fucking, it’s perfect! However, just having doggystyle sex doesn’t mean it has to be disconnected, because it can be a favorite position of women who find it hits their g-spot even better than some others!

Preferences

This sex position has a long and celebrated history. There is evidence of it in Ancient Roman artifacts, and even in the sacred Indian sexual text the Kama Sutra. But why do so many people like it? Well, it’s actually an easier position than some to enact. If you have back issues, you may find it easier than missionary. Plus, those with sensitive g-spots love it, especially in combination with some manual clitoris stimulation. If you haven’t tried it, it’s easy because all you have to do is get on your hands and knees and let your partner fuck you from behind!

Front to Back

One danger with the doggystyle position is bringing bacteria from the asshole to the pussy. When you are fucking, be very careful that your cock doesn’t brush the butt on the way to the vagina because that is how you give a woman a UTI or a yeast infection, which might make her kind of crabby. Keep things clean by making sure you don’t mix and match the holes back there, and everyone will be even happier making love using doggystyle.

Posted in D

Discipline

“A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.”

-Seneca

Definition

Discipline is something that is typically used in BDSM type of relationships. It can be a punishment to correct an undesirable behavior in a submissive, but to be honest, a dominant can choose to inflict discipline on their sub whenever they feel like it, simply to show that they are in charge. Discipline looks like a whole lot of different things depending on the specific BDSM relationship and dynamic, and it can be done by a female dominant or a male dominant to a sub of any gender.

Types of Discipline

Some discipline looks traditional, like punishing your sub by having them press their nose to the wall, or having them wear a dunce cap when they have been acting particularly stupid. Other discipline takes the corporal route, with paddles, canes and leather straps that can teach your bottom a lesson by inflicting pain. There are also nipple clamps, clothespins and other tools that can achieve this goal. Of course, forming rules or behavioral stipulations can also be a form of discipline, like not allowing your sub to say certain words.

Safe Words

With this type of play it is always important to have a safe word in order to keep the play totally on the up and up. Always give your bottom an out in any play scenario – even if your relationship looks more like a 24/7 situation. Having safe play always makes things more fun and sexy because it makes less to worry about and creates more space for you to just relax and get turned on by fun BDSM play. In addition, before you engage in any type of discipline, especially ones that involve physical pain, make sure you research proper methods on the internet before doing it for the first time!

Posted in D