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Prison

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.”
-Karl Kraus

Definition

There are whole groups of people who do the opposite of trying to stay out of prison like the rest of us. Well, they don’t want to go to real jail, but they have a fetish for anything that deals with long-term confinement. For some the fetish stems from real life experiences going to jail at an early age, for others, it comes from the idea of being completely helpless and at the whim of the guards. Other guys fantasize about going to prison to become gay in that environment where there is only cock available. Others love the physical aspects of this unique activity. They envision being strip-searched daily, handcuffed and controlled.

Creating the Fantasy

Some people who have a prison fetish actually go so far as to become pen pals or phone pals with a guy in prison to talk about hot prison fantasies. Others simply connect with other people online to talk about their desires for strict 24/7 control all the time. If you have a prison fetish that you want to enact with a partner, you should definitely start with role-playing. It would be easy to get some kind of inmate uniform from a Halloween store or online, and you could just play at home. It’s easy to find a pair of cute handcuffs to make the fantasy even more real.

Careful With The Cuffs

If you are playing with handcuffs, make sure to put the key in a place where you can easily reach it, and always test the key before slapping the cuffs onto someone. It would be easy to misplace a key so make sure you also have extras. Even though handcuffs are a common bondage implement, they are actually one that is quite easy to use improperly. They are sharp and harsh and can cause nerve damage if they are put on too tightly.

Sploshing

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
-Roseanne Barr

Definition

Sploshing is what happens when people start taking chances and decide to get messy. It is also known as wet and messy or WAM. People do all sorts of crazy things to get their WAM on. They take baths in all sorts of condiments and dump gross things all over their heads. People who are dedicated to messy fetishes often have a room or booth in their house dedicated to making big messes so they don’t get ketchup or cake all over the furniture. People like this fetish for many reasons. Some simply like the feeling of getting messy and find that it turns them on. Some fetishists don’t even get their groove on when getting messy because cleaning raw eggs out of your holes doesn’t sound too much fun.

Get Messy

Don’t be afraid to get messy. You don’t have to jump into sploshing headfirst. You can just do some small things to get a little bit tasty in a sex session. Start with a whipped cream bikini or by feeding your partner some cake but getting it on their face a little bit. Then you should lick it off which will lead to some very good times. Other ideas include giving massages with olive oil or taking a bath that involves some type of sticky substance like honey or chocolate. You can always bring a bit of mess to try sploshing but not get too into it if you’re trying to figure out what you like.

Be Careful

Be careful when you’re playing with food near holes because you could be creating a recipe for a yeast infection. Make sure to clean any pussies very thoroughly after playing with food, and also, inserting food into the anus is never a good plan. You should only put toys into your butt if they have a base and most foods simply do not! Save yourself a trip to the ER and don’t stick that strawberry up your bum hole.

Felching

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“I don’t pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.”
-Ted Nugent

Definition

Felching is a particularly naughty practice that typically occurs when a guy fucks someone in the ass and then releases his load inside. The creampie must not be hampered by any sort of condom or barrier, because the felching requires the jizz to mix with lube and other stuff up there to make the experience complete. Then after he cums he shoves his mouth up to your booty hole, or has a girlfriend do it, to drink out the jizz and lube from your butt. If he loves you the most he will kiss you with that hot mixture in his mouth. It’s really a gross thing but some people find that it is so taboo that it is hot.

Bringing it Up

Felching is not really something you just do, since many people might find it kind of gross. You should really talk about it first. Since it will require fucking without a condom and shooting your load into a partner’s hole, you need to have a talk about testing and all that jazz. Then you should also speak about boundaries having to do with exchanging spermy spit. Perhaps an entry level to felching would be jizzing inside of your partner’s hole and then having them squeeze it out before you lick it up. This would be a good way to see if you both like this kooky act.

Technique

There’s not a real big technique to felching, but perhaps there is more a mental one than a physical one. If you can get over the yuck factor then you will be a felching star. Just put your mouth up to that asshole and suck until you feel some liquid hitting your tongue. That’s really all that you have to do.

Hairy

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Pubic Hair is no substitute for wit.”
-JB Priestley

Definition

It’s only natural that someone has hair down there, however, in the past few decades the style has been that people would shave their pussies until they were free of hair. In recent years, people have even been using lasers to remove hair from their pussy permanently. However, some freaks love a good thick longhaired muff, especially when it is accompanied by a full stash of hair in the armpits and perhaps some leg hair as well on a lady. Hairy people are more free and they are just more accepting of who they are. Scents and flavors get trapped more easily in these hairy hideaways!

Finding a Hairy Lady

How do you find the hairy lady of your dreams? Well, there are actually online dating sites that cater to this specific niche. The only ladies allowed on them are the ones who don’t shave their snatches or their pits. They have to have a certain level of hairiness to be considered. Have yourself a blast browsing their profiles and get to know the one you like the most. You can also look at hairy girl porn, of which there is plenty. Fetish sites dedicated to hairy chicks do a very good job of finding the hottest ones.

Convincing Your Gal to Go Hairy

When you have a fetish for other people being hairy, it can be hard to convince them that stopping shaving is a good idea. However, if you just bring it up with a partner they will probably be open to it since people love to pleasure their partners and a lot of people get off more just knowing that you find something sexy. And, it’s not like they will have to do something that is a big chore, they will simply have to stop shaving that is one less thing to take care of in the shower or bath! They will probably love it.

Castration

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“You go cutting one guy’s cock off and you never hear the end of it.”
-Kameron Hurley

Definition

While most people really appreciate their genitals, some people actually want to see them go. Whether it is because they desire to submit so deeply to a dominant that they don’t care what happens to them, or because they love women and hate men, including themselves, it is a confusing fetish to have when you want to chop off your own dick or maybe become a eunuch as part of sexual practice. Believe it or not there are actually a few different ways to castrate someone, all of which should only be done under the care of a medical professional. Most people don’t think that the culmination of a fetish deserves medical attention so this is another one that you’ll probably want to simply role-play.

Types of Castration

There are all sorts of different types of castration that will help anyone feel like their cock has shriveled up even if it hasn’t. The most common type of castration is surgical castration that should always only be done by a medical professional. There are also other options to have your balls cut off only, if you want to leave the cock, and vice versa. There is also chemical castration, which involves the person taking medication that suppresses their sex drive and sexual organs. Finally, there are a few forms of castration involving taking something tight and cutting off the circulation to the testicles.

Making it a Fantasy

Castration, for many, is one of the fantasies that is really not as fun when experienced in reality. You can never cum again with your regular dick if you castrate yourself, and so it’s a grave decision to make. Because of that people really like to role-play about castration, usually in the context of BDSM relationships. Often there is the threat of castration, or bands and ties are used to tighten around the balls, but they don’t cut off the supply completely and can be removed before any real damage is done. It’s much more fun when you get to cum another day!

Barebacking

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.”
-William Blake

Definition

Barebacking is a form of sex in which neither partner wears a form of protection that would form a barrier. It can be done with straight couples, but it is often used as a term more for gay and trans fuckers because it is often assumed that straight couples don’t have a need to use condoms. People love barebacking because it feels so good and there is nothing that comes in between you and your lover. People tend to shy away from it these days unless they are in a committed couple, but if you have a fetish for it then you will want to find people who are OK with doing this. It’s not something you just spring on them during a random hook up.

The Risks

Barebacking does come with risks, as most people know. This is why so many people love it, since it is a little bit taboo; it turns them on even more. If you want to get the experience of sliding a cock in and out of a hole with no barriers, then you should know that you could get someone pregnant, if it is in a straight relationship. In any relationship barebacking could result in the transmission of certain diseases and viruses that is never any fun. If you are going to do barebacking you need to trust the person and get tested for any STIs before you engage in fucking without a condom. Make sure that you don’t have a cheating partner!

Condomless Porn

Recently California tried to pass a ridiculous law called Prop 60 that would have required all pornstars filming in LA to use condoms in every video. Fortunately the public voted down the referendum and kept it legal for porn performers to get their dick wet in tight XXX holes. Keep in mind, pornstars are all tested for STIs often and are a very safe pool of people to fuck bareback. The same is NOT true for the general public so always be careful before shoving your dick in someone who may not be tested recently enough or who lies about being tested. Your health matters more than getting access to her holes for one night without a rubber.

Bringing it Up

If you want to try barebacking in your relationship, it’s best to bring it up during a non-sexual moment because when tensions are high people might do something they will regret. Bring it up over a dinner or something normal like that. Then you will see what their true reaction is. If someone is not into it, then you should leave it at that, as convincing someone to do something sexy is just not that fun. Always make sure that everyone is into the idea when it comes to anything sexual, but especially barebacking.

Aphrodisiacs

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he’s a writer. It’s an aphrodisiac.”
-Saul Bellows

Definition

Aphrodisiacs are anything that turns a person on and it is usually considered to be a food or drink, but can sometimes be something more of an idea of even a witchy spell. Aphrodisiacs have been used all throughout history, since the earliest days, to help people fall in love or feel sexy with each other. Some early aphrodisiacs have been found to not actually stimulate sexual desire, but most people feel that the placebo effect can be quite strong with any aphrodisiac that is only rumored to work.

Actual Aphrodisiacs

If you’re looking for something natural to put a little pep in your step, here are some ideas of things that actually do work to increase sexual arousal. Some things in the past have been said to be aphrodisiacs because they are shaped like certain body parts, but it’s really what’s inside that counts towards this quality. Chilly peppers are a known sex stimulator because they help you create more endorphins in your brain, which is one of the essential chemicals for sexual pleasure. Chocolate has been similarly shown to increase positive brain chemicals to make sexy times even better.

Synthetics

There are many things out there that are herbal supplements or even pharmaceuticals that claim to boost your sex drive or even make your cock bigger. Make sure you verify any type of thing like this that you plan on taking because if it is not real then it could be bad for you. Some of these drugs have been shown to increase heart rate or blood pressure so you never know what can happen, especially if you have known health problems. Don’t believe everything you read and always consult your doctor before you take anything that seems weird or fishy. Never take prescriptions from other people. It’s better to get them straight from your doc if you want to try something to boost your fuck power and your safety always cums first!

Fertility Play/Breeding

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Simplicity is a great element of good breeding.”
-Fanny Kemble

Definition

If you want to get pregnant then you can have sex, but there are some people who actually have a fetish for that. This is known as breeding, but it also falls into a larger category of play known as fertility play, which could involve actually trying to get pregnant, or simply fantasizing about it. It can also involve humiliating someone for their lack of ability to get pregnant, or to impregnate someone, and it can also be all about objectification – turning someone into nothing more than a vessel for pounding and pumping semen into with gusto!

Beware of the Consequences

When you are trying to get someone pregnant you need to be aware of and prepared for the consequences of actually getting someone pregnant. Even if you have a breeding fantasy then you need to take the proper precautions against pregnancy like hormonal pills, condoms, uterine implants or something else to make sure you don’t actually get someone pregnant unless both of you are prepared for the responsibility of creating a new person together. It’s not something to be done lightly.

The Full Spectrum

There is a wide spectrum of breeding play around. There is simply the group of people who think about getting pregnant every time they fuck, and this idea turns them on enough to make them cum a little harder. Then there are people who put it in conjunction with kinky BDSM stuff like bondage. You can put someone in a kinky bondage frame that puts them in the perfect position for breeding and getting pregnant. You can even have the opposite of a breeding program – if someone isn’t fertile you can bring that into your sexual play. Humiliate your partner for their sperms that just don’t swim or their cock that simply doesn’t work and have a great time.

Hybristophilia

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“A bad boy can be very good for a girl.”
-Melissa De La Crux

Definition

Hybristophilia sounds like something kind of kooky and complex but it is really what happens when anyone has a thing for the people who are seen as “bad.” Yes, it’s when anyone has a fetish for criminals and get turned on by someone they love committing a crime. In some cases, the partner even gets so turned on that they turn to a life of crime too, as they find the criminality of it so hot. This is often called the “Bonnie and Clyde” syndrome, named for the famous couple that went down in lieu of turning themselves in after a string of high profile crimes.

Naughty Is Freakier Than Nice!

Ok, obviously, if you have this fetish, it’s not really a good one to act out for real. While we could debate why things have been labeled crimes and Robin Hooding, that’s not what’s up for discussion. We live in this society that says that many things are completely against the law. And you shouldn’t do those things unless you want to end up in jail, which isn’t very fun. When your tingling sexual desires interfere with your ability to live a usual life, then some might say that is a problem! However, you can always role-play!

Going All The Way

Instead of robbing a jewelry store or something like that, you can always have a blast setting up an elaborate role-play scenario, or even a simple one to start. All role play requires is an outfit and perhaps opening your mouth to tell the story, so you can dirty talk about committing crimes all that you want to get yourself and your partner all hot and bothered. Stay out of jail and do role-playing instead, that way you can enjoy being a bad boy for your girl instead of getting fucked by real bad boys in a cell.

Nerds/Glasses

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness is the reverse.”
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Definition

If you like nerdy girls then you will love chicks in glasses and vice versa. There are many different aspects to the idea of liking nerdy people. For some it is the smarts and brains that come with that person, and in that case it is sometimes called sapiosexual or sapiophilia. If you love someone who has a PhD you will probably fall into that category. Others love gamer girls or hotties that know their star movie and TV show scenarios. Whichever kind of nerd you like, you should rest assured that there are plenty of them in the world.

Getting Your Geek On

It can be hard to find a hot nerd but there are places you can look. If you want to find the right one, you should search for nerdy dating sites like ones that focus on fans of the same activities that you like. There are dating sites for science nerds and ones for those who like girls with glasses. There is pretty much a dating site for everyone. Once you have found a nerdy girl you can always bring your smarts into the bedroom by spouting nerdy facts whenever you are fucking or by making your date wear their glasses while you are pounding them.

Nerding Out

If you do fall in love or lust with nerd, just be careful not to spend so much time nerding out that you don’t even get to talk about what you like to do in bed. Nerds are some of the most sexy people ever because their minds are expanded so they have the ability to think outside of the box when it comes to sexuality. Get your fill of nerd sex by watching nerdy gamer girl porn or by finding your own hottie to get it on with.