Creampie

“Oh my God, creampie.”

-Lil B

Definition

A creampie is a beautiful thing when it happens. It is basically when a guy shoots his stream of jizz into the hole of a guy or a girl. It can happen in the pussy or in the asshole, and the girls can keep the cum inside or they can let it drip out to show the hotness inside. Some people prefer cumshots because they are so sexy, but other people find them a bit worrisome because pregnancy can result from them. As such, it is important to use proper birth control methods.

It’s Common

In some couples, who use hormonal birth control, creampies are so common that they don’t even think of them as a sexual fetish, but they probably do have a fetish for this type of cumshot. To others, mainly those who don’t use hormonal birth control, a creampie is so taboo that it sounds alluring and sexy. They may try it as a form of Russian roulette where they know it is dangerous but that is part of what makes it so hot.

Variations on the Theme

A creampie might seem pretty simple and straight forward, but there are actually plenty of variations to keep you interested should you try it. One is called felching and it is where someone else sucks the creamy juice out of the hole it has been shot into. If you have a creampie fantasy but you can’t do it for one reason or another, usually birth control is cited or inability to jizz in the first place, you can use other substances to act out your fantasy of filling your partner with cream to make both themselves and yourself feel sexually satisfied.

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Cougars/MILFs

“Older women know who they are, and that makes them more beautiful.”

-Naveen Andrews

Definition

A cougar or a MILF is an older women who is quite sexy. They usually have hot womanly curves and the desire to fuck guys who remind them how awesome they are. They might be sexy swingers or they simply might be new divorcées who want to experience fun in life again. The difference between a cougar and a MILF may be slight. Typically a cougar is an older woman who is anywhere from her 30s to her 50s who enjoys dating men who are in their 20s. She goes out on the prowl for them, and considers them her prey. A MILF is simply a hot older woman who may happen to be a mom. Both stereotypically have hot mature curves and the confidence that silly 18 and 19 year old cuties often lack. They’ve had the chance to work through their issues!

Where to Find

If you want to date a MILF or a cougar specifically, you may be wondering where to find them. Well, they are all over regular dating sites, but you may have more luck with them on dating sites that are specific to appreciation of MILFs and cougars. That way there will be no questions about who they are or what they are looking for. Many swinger clubs also have special events just for older women and the guys who like them, so you may want to look into that as well!

Make Sure to Appreciate

A good MILF is not hard to find but a good MILF is hard to keep your hands on. This is because they don’t take any bull from anyone. You have to be sure to appreciate any MILF or cougar who comes into your life by spoiling them in whatever way they desire and making sure to give them plenty of sexual attention.

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Clowns

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns.”

-DJ Machale

Definition

A clown fetish is someone who loves creepy clowns so much that they want to have sex with one, or they want to dress up as one and get freaky. The late pornstar Hollie Stevens was one of the pioneers of clown porn, and she added many videos to this category over the years she was shooting porn. For some the fetish starts because they are actually scared of clowns, and fear is really just around the corner from arousal. Others with a clown fetish are really more interested in the silly antics of clowns, and love the messy tricks they do like putting pies in people’s faces or dumping slime on their head!

So, You’ve Got a Clown Fetish

This is a particularly difficult one to explain to a partner, and so many clown fetishists live in the closet for years. If you do have this fetish, you may feel scared about revealing yourself in such an intimate manner. One way to avoid this is to find a partner on a fetish dating website who shares your interest, or who is at least open to obliging your fantasies on occasion. There are many stories on the web of people coming out to their partners with success. Partners usually accept people for who they are in this instance.

How to Start Playing Clowny

If you have a clown fetish, chances are, you haven’t tried playing yet because it’s hard to find people who love the same fetish you do. However, there are ways you can bring it into your sex life. Get a red nose as a joke and have your partner wear it during sex. This could be a gateway to other sexy things like a balloon flogger or getting messy with the previously mentioned pie play.

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BBW

“To all the girls who think you’re ugly because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.”

-Marilyn Monroe

Definition

A BBW is any woman who has some extra to give. Some porn sites make the mistake of including height-weight proportionate girls on their sites in the BBW category simply because they have big tits or a big ass, but you should know that lovers of fatties are only happy with the true BBW chicks who have tons of meat on their bones. Their rolls flop around and their breasts and booties are larger than life. It makes sense that people would have an attraction to fat girls, since being fat is a sign that the girl is healthy and could make a good partner, from an evolutionary perspective.

Fat Admirers & Chubby Chasers

A fat admirer is the technical term for any guy or gal who loves their partner to be plump as anything. They are also sometimes called chubby chasers, which are anyone who constantly dates fat people. If you are a FA (abbreviation for fat admirer), you will be happy to know that there are dating sites and porn sites just for you to help you meet the fat girl of your dreams, or simply watch them online in hot movies.

Body Positivity

In our world, for some reason fat people are often truly looked down upon. They are called names and have really not nice things happen to them. There is a new movement that is spurring more BBW women to be proud of their figures, and quit trying to lose weight, which is great news for fat admirers. It’s called body positivity and it helps a lot of round women and even guys as well, to accept their bodies and love them for what they are. It has also spurred a movement of fat fitness, because there are many fat athletes and gym lovers.

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Inflation

“I used to get a shiver if I thought about holding balloons, because I was scared of floating away.”

-Fiona Apple

Definition

An inflation fetish is when someone has a fantasy about getting filled up with air and being blown up like a balloon. For many who enjoy this fetish, they don’t know why they have it but they have a distinct memory of when they first realized this fetish was going to be a part of their life. Many remember seeing a cartoon in which a character got inflated as a cruel joke, or maybe they enjoy the feeling of helpless doom that would come when a cruel mistress decides to inflate them up to gargantuan sizes making them completely useless.

A Huff And A Puff

Of course you cannot actually inflate most body parts, but many people who like this fetish enjoy receiving enemas or getting filled up with air in order to make their abdomens swell. This is something that should be done carefully and by someone who has experience. Now, others get special latex body suits that feel like a second skin. These are double layered so they can be inflated just like a balloon. Many latex fetishists in general enjoy the isolating sensation of inflated latex surrounding their entire bodies, but for inflation lovers, it is simply the best.

Pump It Up

When inserting anything into the ass, like enemas or air, it’s important to pay attention to bodily cues. Some discomfort and even pain is to be expected, but these should feel like stomach cramping or gas pains. If you feel any sort of sharp and sudden pain, you should stop right away. It’s easy to play safely and carefully, but things can go wrong in the blink of an eye. Being responsible is a big part of any fetish, which sounds like a drag but it actually leads to having even more fun!

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Tan Lines

“I’m actually more confident when I’m tan.”

-Shanina Shaik

Definition

Doesn’t a chick look like the picture of health when she is sun kissed and tan? Perhaps that is why some people have an actual fetish for girls who like to go to tanning beds or simply sit out under the sun to get their skin darker. There are also those who enjoy girls who leave their bathing suits on to get tan lines that leave certain parts of their bodies a bit tanner than others. It’s a pretty usual fetish, but it’s one that does have a dark side, as exposure to too much sunlight can lead to disease and damaged skin.

Entering The Bronze Age

If you really want to explore the tan line fetish, you can do so in a safe way by doing spray tans, of which there are many different varieties. Of course getting a little sun kissed isn’t too bad, and might even be healthy, but it is better to protect yourself from the sun’s harmful rays. Just wear your favorite bathing suit to the tanning salon, and wait for the lines to appear. Some people also like to put cute stickers on themselves to that they will have star or bunny shaped tan lines when the procedure is over. It is important to note that tanning fetish goes any which way. Guys love tan girls, girls love tan guys, and LGBT people love tan versions of whomever they are interested in!

Play Safe In The Surf

If you do choose to go the all-natural route, there are some things you can do to stay safe and protect your skin from the sun, which has been proven to cause cancer, especially in pale people. First of all, always wear sunscreen. Some people think that SPF 50 is the one you need to use, but SPF 30 will probably be ok. Read the directions on your sunscreen to know when to reapply. If you do end up getting too tan or a burn, get some aloe Vera to put on it to make it heal faster. Happy tanning!

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Symphorophilia

“The car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event.”

-Vaughan in The Movie Crash

Definition

Symphorophilia is a fetish that is actually more common than you think it might be, though it is still fairly rare. It is all about people who get off on disasters, commonly, car crashes. For some, watching an adverse event on the news is enough to send them into sexual convulsions that result in the ultimate pleasure – orgasm – but for others, they actually try to coordinate their involvement in accidents, which can lead to the ultimate end – death. This is a fetish that can be as harmless as watching TV, or one of the most dangerous things ever.

Why People Like It

Think of it. In an emergency your heart races, your body kicks into high gear and the adrenaline starts to pump. You may develop super human strength or find the will to live that you’ve never felt before. It makes sense that some people would associate these incredible events with sexuality, which often causes similar symptoms like a pounding heart and heightened senses. However, for some, it’s more about the mystery of what will happen in a planned accident that gives them the sexual thrill.

Save It For Virtual Reality

Obviously, it’s really dangerous to put others at risk to satisfy your fetish, and it’s selfish too. Other people could get seriously hurt if you plan a car crash, including your sex partner. Do not plan dangerous acts that will affect other people! If you want to fantasize you can use dirty talk to speak out your fantasies, or even watch movies online of crashes or fires, but making your fantasies into reality would just be irresponsible. Don’t put other people in danger just to fulfill your sexual desires when there are so many ways to get your kicks otherwise. Fortunately entire waves of Virtual Reality porn devices are becoming available and are a perfect outlet for these sorts of sexual antics!

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Erotophobia

“Somewhere between fear and sex passion lives.”

-Jeanette Winterson

Definition

Erotophobia is actually a fear of sex or anything sexual. Why would we include this here, well, many fetishes are actually created out of a fear of sex. No matter what you feel, this is certainly an interesting fear that affects some freaky situations. Some people have fear of nude pics, or a fear of talking about sex, while others have a full on fear of fucking and they won’t let anything near their pussy or dick. It’s kind of like that one friend you have who can’t say the word penis or vagina and has to use those cute nicknames like va-jay-jay, but turned up to the max.

Fear Is More Than Just A Dislike

Erotophobia is often mistaken for other things that are absolutely not a fear of sex. People who are asexual may not ever feel the need or interest in having sex, and that doesn’t mean they have a fear of it. You never know what is going on inside of someone’s head, and just because they don’t show an interest in fucking or hot stuff doesn’t mean they are afraid. There are many reasons why people don’t engage in sex whether for biological or personal reasons. It’s also very easy to mistake this fear as present in people who are simply quite conservative. They may have been conditioned to abhor sex, and even though they have it in certain situations, they probably never talk about it.

Be Afraid… Be Very Afraid

This fear might encompass several other fears within it. There could be a basic fear of intimacy. There could also be genophobia, which is the fear of actual intercourse. This can be especially present in first timers. We have all laughed at some “never nude” characters in sitcoms, but for others this is a reality. Having sex is pretty hard when you are terrified of taking off your clothes all the way. Many people think this fear arises if people have been taught that their sexual urges are bad. We believe that everyone should be told that sex is awesome, so they don’t become afraid to get their groove on and be as freaky as they want to be!

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Megalophilia

“Do you ever got this feeling of being too small?”

-Maia Maranghello

Definition

Megalophilia is a fetish that describes people who love giant things. This is also known as a gigantism or height fetish. Freaks who enjoy a contradictory of this fetish called Macrophilia often also enjoy feeling small, and pornstars and amateur fetish porn producers work hard in order to create special effects to give this image in a porn movie. You will see there are movies out there in which giant chicks appear to eat dudes or even step on them. Megalophilia is more about objects than macrophilia, which more about giantesses.

Mega Objects

What kind of big objects do people love to include in their sexual practices? Well, some people enjoy huge dildos that don’t seem to fit into any orifice completely. Some people like to be the one putting these toys in their holes, while others like to watch that attempt. Some people who are into age play love big furniture which will make them feel like they are small, and there are plenty of companies who are interested in making giant versions of normal things for adults. Some people also consider megalophilia to be a technical term for the love of fat men or especially muscular men, so you may see it used in conjunction with that.

Macro or Microphilia

This is a subset of the fetish in which dudes enjoy the idea that they are tiny and insignificant. They love the idea of being consumed by a giant woman who attacks their city like a creature from an old Japanese movie. People who are the Domme in this fetish – the giants – are often dominant and cruel in the sack, and the guys tend to be submissive. Since there aren’t real giants, they always rely on the use of visual video effects and audio stimulation to imagine their fantasies becoming real. Until a shrink or grow ray is invented, this fantasy will stay just that.

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Heights

“I’m not afraid of heights. I just really respect them.”

-James Hausenstein

Definition

Acrophilia sounds like something that might mean that you have a fetish for acrobats or something, but it actually means someone who has a fetish for fucking while standing up high on a building or cliff. Well, really it could be just about any high object. This is a fetish that is hard to achieve safely and there is also not that much smut out there, so people who like this fetish may resort to writing erotic stories or keeping hot fantasies in their imaginations. Heights are usually something that people are afraid of, but acrophiliacs just love them!

Getting High

Well, achieving an acrophilia fantasy is actually pretty hard. You could climb to the top of a building that has a public deck on top, but then there would be too many people around. You could hike or rock climb to the top of a cliff, but you’d have to be into that sort of thing and then be very careful not to fall off during the copulation. One thing that people have tried is renting a hotel room in a city where the hotel is definitely high up with a lot of floors in it. They request a room high up and get their kicks that way.

Sex In The Sky

Well there was one pornstar who got famous because she made a porn video while skydiving! She got fucked while high in the air and plummeting to the earth. Now that must have been quite the adrenaline rush. There are also quite a few skydiving sex videos so it is something that people who like that sport do quite often, it seems! This is something that definitely requires quite a bit of expertise so don’t try it unless you know what you are doing.

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