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Showers and Baths

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“I am sure there are things that can’t be cured by a good bath but I can’t think of one.”
-Sylvia Plath

Definition

Everyone has experiences with showers and baths. They like them because they often feel nice and refreshed afterwards. However, there is actually a fetish for showers and baths, which is known as ablutophilia. Yes, this fetish is on the rare side, but the people who are this type of freak do not merely love to get wet and clean, they actually get turned on when they get in the shower. Luckily for them women in the bath is a classic subject for both softcore and hardcore porn, so it is relatively easy for them to fulfill their fetish. In addition, almost everyone has a bathtub and a shower, so they can enact their sexy fantasies to their hearts desire.

Shower Sex

Shower sex is notably awkward, but there are a few ways that you can do it that might make it a little bit better. First of all, there are special dildos that can attach to the shower wall with suction cups. These can enhance your experience, with added phalluses to reach those hard to reach places. There are also special suction cup handles you can get that are specifically for sexual purposes. What you will want to search for is a locking suction handle. This will make sex safer in the shower, which is a notorious slippery place in the house.

Opening The Bathroom Door

Some people might like showers and baths for sex because they have positive associations since that is a place where people spend a lot of time. There are also some people who think that the bath or shower is a place where you don’t often see people, because we have been taught that privacy is key, so there may be an aspect of voyeurism in there too, as a reason why people love it. Plus, everyone looks hotter when they are all soaking wet!

Audiophiles

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Few love to hear the sins they love to act.”
-Shakespeare

Definition

Most people love to watch videos or look at pictures of the sexy stuff they like. However, there is a subset of people who enjoy listening instead of looking. They might close their eyes during sex to listen to the hot squishing sounds, or they may download audio files of their favorite sexual situations instead of trying porn movies. Sometimes the sounds that turn them on don’t even have to be sexual. It can be a certain song that they heard once when they were having sex, or it can be another sound all together.

The Freaky Auditory Scale

Auralism is definitely a fetish that has a large scale. Some people simply enjoy it a bit when it happens. For example, most people enjoy hearing their partner moan because it means they know their lover is having a good time. However, at the other end of the scale are the people who absolutely need some form of sound in order to get off. Some argue that in order to be a true fetish, something has to absolutely need it to have an orgasm, but others think that fetishes occur on scales, just like sexual preference or gender.

Music Freaks

A music fetish can be a real thing, which is a bit different from auralism. Some people actually get sexually aroused whenever they hear music and it can be kind of crippling, since music is a big part of every day life. You might listen to the radio in the car, or hear some music at the mall and get a wet pussy or a big boner that is embarrassing. It just proves that basically anything can be a fetish! Some people think their fetishes are weird but any cursory search on the web shows that any sexual preference is shared by at least a few other people.

Lalochezia

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
-Mark Twain

Definition

Lalochezia is a sexual practice in which people feel good whenever they use verbal profanity. It isn’t always a sexual practice but it can be sexual because the person might say fuck repeatedly whenever they experience lalochezia. The true meaning of the term is simply experiencing an emotional release when you swear a lot. This can be sexual or platonic. Either way, swearing is fun and it lets off steam for a lot of people, but when freaks take talking dirty to the next level, that’s where the power of language is fully unleashed!

A History of Swearing

Swearing has been around for a while, probably since the invention of language itself. The actual word profanity means “outside of the temple,” so it started as any language that was for secular purposes, or simply language that wasn’t helpful to religious interests. Over time, it came to mean any swear word that was generally seen in poor favor. Most English swear words are Germanic in origins, while the technical terms for what the swears mean have Latin origins. This is probably because of the difference between the languages of the people and the languages of the educated elite back in the day.

Cursing During Sex

Most people have said some type of swear word during sex. It’s common to urge your partner to fuck you harder, or to call them a slut or a cunt. However, there really is such a thing as a swearing fetish. This could be when you get an erection whenever a hot girl swears around you, or when you get turned on from uttering the bad words themselves. Still others love to be degraded, being called swear words for fun during sex. They love being called a filthy slut, worthless whore or fuck bucket. As usual, it’s the taboo and rare nature of these words that make them so desirable in a sexy situation, and often the topics become even more freaky than the vocabulary people use to describe them.

Psycholagny

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Well, don’t let your thighs rub too close together, because you look like you’re about to have a walking orgasm”
-Christine Zolendz

Definition

Psycholagny is the coming together of two different words to create one. You probably have a good idea of what psycho means – it has to do with the mind of course. Lagny means sexual taste. So basically what this whole word means is that you can have an orgasm without physical touch. It is also called a psychic orgasm. Some people come into this world with the natural ability to achieve this, while others have to work hard to develop it. You don’t have to wonder very much why you want to come up with this skill, as it is very useful in getting your orgasmic needs met whenever you want to.

Getting Off Without Being Touched

Orgasms are basically just a series of muscle contractions paired with hot imagery in the brain, so your muscles can definitely be trained to do it on a regular basis. Some people try to make orgasms happen with a word association, and others can train themselves based on thought patterns. Others get aroused when they are simply too anxious or stressed, and still others experience a troubling condition known as persistent genital arousal disorder. Of course the latter two are not preferable because they may result in someone having an orgasm in an embarrassing situation, but the important thing here is that you can be trained to have an orgasm on command or by thought!

BDSM Orgasmic Sensations

BDSM practitioners who love orgasm control are really into the idea of psycholagny. They love to train their subs to only cum when they allow them to, and even to allow it to happen only at the precise moment that they want it to. The sub gets off on cumming on command, and the top has ultimate control of pleasure in their sub. It does take a lot of time and dedication to achieve this goal, but it can be done.

Farting

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“A fart in the face is love.”
-James Kidd

Definition

Some people have a fetish for what most people consider to be weird things and farting is one of those things that might make you wonder. However, it is something that is quite taboo which makes it completely understandable as a fetish. People tend to love the things that make them squirm, in a sexual sense, and farting is something that you almost never hear in public. It’s practically the same as the reasons why a glimpse of ankle in Victorian times could make a guy faint from shocks. A toot from a cute booty can send some people into convulsions of pleasure!

The Devil is in the Details

The thing that most people like about farts is either the smell, or the sound. For some, the more fragrant the far is, the sexier the experience becomes. It’s a wonder why the thing that most people crinkle their noses at makes some people have big erections. Partners of fart fetishists will sometimes eat certain foods like broccoli or beans to make sure that they have the smelliest toots around. Other fetishists enjoy the sound or quantity of farts, so in that case, the fetish provider can learn to swallow air in such a way that farting occurs a little while later after it has made its way through the system.

BDSM Farting Games

Some BDSM tops love to use farting as a way to humiliate and punish their subs. Imagine a sub being told that he is only worthy enough to smell his mistresses farts but not to kiss her? This type of humiliation is especially used with cuckolds who are not allowed to fuck their ladies. Lovers of face sitting often enjoy a good fart landing right on their face when they can’t escape the clutches of a big ass covering their face.

Water Bondage

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress.”
-Margaret Atwood

Definition

Water bondage is a form of bondage that happens in conjunction with water. It is quite dangerous and should not be performed alone. In fact, it is usually performed with a number of helpers on site to cut someone out very quickly if things should take a turn for the worse during the scene. Some bondage subs enjoy being tied to weights at the bottom of a pool, and others enjoy having shockingly cold water sprayed all over them while they are in bondage. Why do people like such a dangerous form of bondage? For some, the danger is what provides the excitement. Others enjoy the combination of breath control and bondage plus being scared.

Safety & Sexy Lifeguards

Obviously with this fetish, safety is a big concern. The risk of something going wrong is real, though to date, it’s not known whether there have been any injuries involving this type of activity. Both Doms and subs should only do this type of play with someone who they really trust, and all the usual safewords and things should be put into place. It might be a good idea to use quick release snaps so it would be easy to get someone out of the water easily, and as previously mentioned, having a friend or two around would make it more safe.

Lew Rubens Realm

One of the people who first brought water bondage into the public eye is famous rigger Lew Rubens. He loved the idea of this taboo form of bondage and once even ran a website completely dedicated to its art form. Since then, others have experimented with water bondage and now there are plenty of sources on the net to get your fix of this fetish, even if you feel it is too dangerous for you to embark on your own just yet.

Blackmail

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.”
-Jasper Fforde

Definition

A fetish for blackmail is pretty easy to understand. Blackmail is when one person demands money from someone in order to not reveal harmful information or juice they have on that person. A fetish for blackmail is usually held by a submissive who loves to have their wallet milked by a hot dominant personality, or by a controlling dom who gets off on seeing their subs squirm. Blackmail is illegal in many places, but there are still ways to enact this fantasy and make your dreams come true in the bedroom.

Consensual and Erotic Blackmail

First of all, while this is called erotic blackmail, if your sub changes their mind and decides to go to court, you might be in legal trouble. Because of this, blackmail play is quite edgy and it is only recommended to happen between partners who know and trust each other. The safest way to do consensual blackmail is to have the sub, the one getting blackmailed, is to come up with a written agreement in which the sub agrees that the sensitive information shall get released if they do not fulfill certain things. Their end of the deal often involves paying large sums of money to a Domme or servicing them in any number of ways to prevent an action.

The Thrill of Sexual Debt

For some who enjoy playing this way, it is all about the thrill. They know if they don’t fulfill their end of the deal, something bad will happen, and it is that dread which actually excites them. They love to be stuck between a rock and a hard place. Some subs of this genre will even wait until the last minute to make their payments or fulfill their tasks because they secretly almost want to show everyone the held materials. In the end, however, common sense usually wins out and they keep the game going.

Religious Play

Posted on May 27, 2020 | by freakz

“A good fuck can make even an agnostic see God.”
-KD West

Definition

Religious play involves anything sexual that has to do with religion; however, it is most commonly associated with people who have been brought up in a Christian faith. There is also some porn out there, which suggests that there is also a fetish for people who are Muslim who wear the traditional head coverings and body coverings known as the Burka or Hijab. It could be as simple as someone wearing a nun outfit in a porn, but it gets much more complex than that!

Ideas

If you’re looking to sin then there are numerous ways to do it and you can get plenty of ideas from porn movies. Pornstars have used rosaries as pussy or anal beads, and have even fucked themselves with Jesus or Mary shaped dildos. Hot BDSM chicks have whipped themselves in a religious play of self-flagellation, and plenty a naughty girl has gotten spanked with the good book itself, regardless of whether it is the Bible, the Tanakh, or the Quran.

Morality

There are some people who would say that this type of play is wrong, but most aren’t too worried about it. The most important thing is to make sure that you are an equally eager participant in any religious play because you wouldn’t want to do something that you might regret later on once the dreams of the night have faded away. If you don’t feel that it is right to fuck yourself with rosary beads, then simply don’t do it, and don’t allow a partner to make you feel pressured. At the end of the day, you are the one who is going to have to live with yourself. That being said, religious play can be a lot of fun for many people, and if you feel like giving it a shot, you should. It’s a perfectly normal type of play to try!

Armpits

Posted on May 26, 2020 | by freakz

“Your odorous armpit…that embalmed nest.”
-Chinese Poet

Definition

Having an armpit fetish means being aroused by or getting sexual pleasure from armpits. It can range from simply favoring the natural smell of their partner’s armpits, to wanting penis to armpit contact (also known as axillism). Lovers of the armpit vary in their preference of both presentation and scent, and can be attracted to a partner because of how they keep their armpits (clean-shaven, stubbly, hairy, natural, or deodorized) as well as their natural scent (for example, one person might be attracted to a “mossy” odor, while another is attracted to a more pungent odor). Hairy or stubbly armpits are more popular than clean-shaven with these people, and natural scent more popular than deodorized. Armpit aficionados, once they’ve broached their armpit interest to their partners, will often request that their partner not shave or wear deodorant.

Sexual Pit-Stops

On the milder level, armpit attraction is not much more than an above average interest in the natural armpit scent of a partner and being aroused by that scent before and during sex. For some the attraction goes beyond scent to include touching, playing with, kissing and licking their partner’s armpit, but does not involve ‘armpit penetration’. Others do enjoy penis to armpit contact during sexual play, and men who have this preference may enjoy coming to climax by masturbating their penis in their partner’s armpit (this is known as axillism). However, penis to armpit contact is not required to come to climax. On the more extreme level, some men can only be sexually aroused by armpit penetration, and have difficulty or are unable to perform or come to climax by any other type of sexual penetration. Sex with the armpit is also known as axillary intercourse, bagpiping, coitus in axilla, huffling, maschalation, penis-to-armpit intercourse, and pit job.

Fetish for Armpit Aroma

Some people have a fetish for the scent of armpits or simply for someone who is sweaty. This is different than an armpit fetish, though it is related to the act. If you’re into the scent but don’t necessarily want to get into the pits, that’s OK too. Maybe you and your sex partner could work out together before getting it on, or simply enjoy each other’s scents that arise during sexual intercourse.

Anal Training

Posted on May 26, 2020 | by freakz

“I’ve decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don’t know anyone who does that.”
-Kate Winslet

Definition

Some people like anal sex. What’s not to like? The anus has many nerve endings that can create a deeply satisfying sexual experience as long as enough lubrication is used. However, many people take anal to the extreme, and these people are known as anal training fetishists. In the beginning with anal sex, recipients often find they need to “train” their assholes and work up toward being able to take something the size of a cock inside. Once they are able to get a dick balls-deep in their ass they consider their training complete. Freaks on the other hand see that as just a start! Training their assholes to be able to take bigger and bigger things until they can accommodate some very impressive objects.

How To Train Your Asshole

If you want to try anal training, you should do some research online. You will find that the asshole is an amazing orifice, which can stretch even wider than the pussy. Some people resort to wearing larger and larger plugs all throughout the day, and others are into BDSM so their dominants put them into chastity belts that help them keep big plugs in their buttholes for a number of hours. The main thing when doing this is to listen to your body and go slowly. Anal Training is about the long game, so keep your eyes on the prize and resist the urge to go too big too quickly or you may end up tearing yourself a new one!

Backdoor Safety

While the anus is surprisingly durable, it can also be quite fickle and delicate. You can never use too much lube when it comes to huge anal insertions, and you need to be careful or prolapse, which can happen easily when the asshole has been used too much. Anal prolapse is a medical condition that often needs to be treated with surgery if it keeps happening too often. Remember; only use toys that have a flared base for butt hole spelunking, because those items will not get lost inside of your booty and nobody wants to be digging around in her colon for a lost keepsake when your greedy asshole gobbles it up completely.