Category: F

“I don’t pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.”

-Ted Nugent

Definition

Felching is a particularly naughty practice that typically occurs when a guy fucks someone in the ass and then releases his load inside. The creampie must not be hampered by any sort of condom or barrier, because the felching requires the jizz to mix with lube and other stuff up there to make the experience complete. Then after he cums he shoves his mouth up to your booty hole, or has a girlfriend do it, to drink out the jizz and lube from your butt. If he loves you the most he will kiss you with that hot mixture in his mouth. It’s really a gross thing but some people find that it is so taboo that it is hot.

Bringing it Up

Felching is not really something you just do, since many people might find it kind of gross. You should really talk about it first. Since it will require fucking without a condom and shooting your load into a partner’s hole, you need to have a talk about testing and all that jazz. Then you should also speak about boundaries having to do with exchanging spermy spit. Perhaps an entry level to felching would be jizzing inside of your partner’s hole and then having them squeeze it out before you lick it up. This would be a good way to see if you both like this kooky act.

Technique

There’s not a real big technique to felching, but perhaps there is more a mental one than a physical one. If you can get over the yuck factor then you will be a felching star. Just put your mouth up to that asshole and suck until you feel some liquid hitting your tongue. That’s really all that you have to do.

“Simplicity is a great element of good breeding.”

-Fanny Kemble

Definition

If you want to get pregnant then you can have sex, but there are some people who actually have a fetish for that. This is known as breeding, but it also falls into a larger category of play known as fertility play, which could involve actually trying to get pregnant, or simply fantasizing about it. It can also involve humiliating someone for their lack of ability to get pregnant, or to impregnate someone, and it can also be all about objectification – turning someone into nothing more than a vessel for pounding and pumping semen into with gusto!

Beware of the Consequences

When you are trying to get someone pregnant you need to be aware of and prepared for the consequences of actually getting someone pregnant. Even if you have a breeding fantasy then you need to take the proper precautions against pregnancy like hormonal pills, condoms, uterine implants or something else to make sure you don’t actually get someone pregnant unless both of you are prepared for the responsibility of creating a new person together. It’s not something to be done lightly.

The Full Spectrum

There is a wide spectrum of breeding play around. There is simply the group of people who think about getting pregnant every time they fuck, and this idea turns them on enough to make them cum a little harder. Then there are people who put it in conjunction with kinky BDSM stuff like bondage. You can put someone in a kinky bondage frame that puts them in the perfect position for breeding and getting pregnant. You can even have the opposite of a breeding program – if someone isn’t fertile you can bring that into your sexual play. Humiliate your partner for their sperms that just don’t swim or their cock that simply doesn’t work and have a great time.

“Life is so endlessly delicious.”

-Ruth Reichl

Definition

Feederism is a fetish in which someone, usually a normal sized person, gets off on feeding someone until they get to be very large. They love to provide the calories and it gives them both sexual and personal satisfaction to care for someone who has been made helpless by intake of food. Sometimes this fetish goes one step further and the person gets to be turned on by the idea of being eaten themselves. They want to give themselves as a gift to their fat lover. Others who like to be fed are simply turned on by the idea of eating other people, consuming them and their entire essence and being.

Cannibalism Safety

Cannibalism fetish, also known as vorarephilia, is a fetish that can’t really be enacted safely, because eating the majority of a person would not only be illegal but it was also probably have some gruesome results. You may want to experiment with other ways to enact this fantasy, like tying up your partner who wants to be eaten and sticking an apple in their mouth like a prized roast. Cover them in honey or glaze and then lick them all up and down, or give them light bites. You can even poke them with a fork if you want to. However, attempting to eat any part of a person is quite dangerous and shouldn’t be tried even in the most trusting of circumstances.

Swallowing Fetish

Some people have a fetish for being swallowed whole, while others want to get chopped up into tiny little bits and eaten. For those with either of these fetishes, a way to get fulfilled is to watch animated porn, in which anything can happen. The laws of safety or the laws of physics do not bind the pretend characters, and it doesn’t harm anyone for a cartoon character to get swallowed whole!

“A fart in the face is love.”

-James Kidd

Definition

Some people have a fetish for what most people consider to be weird things and farting is one of those things that might make you wonder. However, it is something that is quite taboo which makes it completely understandable as a fetish. People tend to love the things that make them squirm, in a sexual sense, and farting is something that you almost never hear in public. It’s practically the same as the reasons why a glimpse of ankle in Victorian times could make a guy faint from shocks. A toot from a cute booty can send some people into convulsions of pleasure!

The Devil is in the Details

The thing that most people like about farts is either the smell, or the sound. For some, the more fragrant the far is, the sexier the experience becomes. It’s a wonder why the thing that most people crinkle their noses at makes some people have big erections. Partners of fart fetishists will sometimes eat certain foods like broccoli or beans to make sure that they have the smelliest toots around. Other fetishists enjoy the sound or quantity of farts, so in that case, the fetish provider can learn to swallow air in such a way that farting occurs a little while later after it has made its way through the system.

BDSM Farting Games

Some BDSM tops love to use farting as a way to humiliate and punish their subs. Imagine a sub being told that he is only worthy enough to smell his mistresses farts but not to kiss her? This type of humiliation is especially used with cuckolds who are not allowed to fuck their ladies. Lovers of face sitting often enjoy a good fart landing right on their face when they can’t escape the clutches of a big ass covering their face.

“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.”

-Ronald Reagan

Definition

Food play is any kind of sexual play that involves items you would normally eat. It could be dripping sexy chocolate or whipped cream on yourself, or sticking a zucchini in your orifices. Some who like food play, also known as sitophilia, enjoy messy things like girls who sit on cakes or who pour raw batter all over themselves, but other simply enjoy the fact that playing with your food has always been seen as naughty, and anything taboo turns them on. In addition, there are some foods that are supposed to create sexual effects when a person eats them which are known as aphrodisiacs.

Food and Genitals

Whenever mixing food and vaginas, you have to be very careful because adding too much sugar down there is a sure way to lead to a yeast infection. If you do end up playing with sugary foods like chocolate sauce or whipped cream, don’t put it inside the hole because it will be hard to clean her out. Even with a douche it will be hard to get all the sugar to leave your preciously balanced pussy. In addition, when playing with produce it is best to put a conDom on it because you never know what harmful pesticides might be lingering, even if you’ve washed it. Protecting the pussy is pretty easy, so do it with vigor!

Aphrodisiacs

There are some aphrodisiacs that are simply traditional foods from ancient times, but they haven’t been proven to work or not. Then there are those elements which have been proven in studies to boost libidos, whether in the moment or over a period of time of consumption. Oysters are one common aphrodisiac with zinc and amino acids which trigger the release of sexual hormones in most people, meaning that a plate of oysters will have you climbing the walls. Hot chili peppers make you feel hot – literally – and this could increase blood flow to those sensitive bits that need to get prepared for XXX action. Porn director Mike Adriano has famously filmed dozens of scenes where he jams a stick of butter in his costar’s assholes, and in one noteworthy example of sitophilia he uses one girl’s asshole as a cereal bowl while he and another girl spoon fruit rings and milk out of her colon for a breakfast snack. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!

“Art is the objectification of feeling.”

-Herman Melville

Definition

Forniphilia is an extreme form of bondage that turns someone into a literal piece of furniture. It takes a very obedient and strong submissive who can hold the same position for a while, or complex devices that have been tested for safety. Of course, turning someone into a table is quite easy, as you can just ask them to get on their hands and knees, however, a large part of the fun for many is the tight bondage and extreme objectification that takes place.

History

No one really knows when forniphilia originated, but anyone who is a fan of it knows that it was popularized by the late bondage artist and genius Jeff Gord who created a whole world of extreme bondage and objectifying devices in his unique and distinctive style. In his eyes, forniphilia represents art, as no one has been able to capture it before. Statues try to objectify the female form, but forniphilia captures it – quite literally. While most people aren’t quite as flexible or durable as Gord’s amazing and unique models, they can still experiment with forms of forniphilia.

It’s All About Objectification

Yes, people enjoy the bondage aspect of this unique fetish, but what they really love is the objectification and power play. To be turned into an object by your top can be very hot for some. No one knows exactly why, but it is certainly related to why people enjoy being called a slut or whore in the bedroom, which is a less extreme form of objectification. Any form of objectification can be sexy to try for anyone – guys and girls alike, as long as they enjoy being submissive. Always check in with a partner after or even during anything involving objectification to make sure they are still enjoying themselves.

“A man in the house is worth two on the street.”

-Mae West

Definition

Femdom is a special subset of BDSM that focuses on women in charge of submissive guys. Within this type of play, the Dommes and subs can do just about anything, as long as the girl is on top and the guy is on the bottom. Some Dommes have multiple submissives at their beck and call, or even have house guys who come and take care of their cleaning and laundry. The one thing that is for sure is that the women in any type of femdom relationship are on top and in charge.

Types of Play

As a Domme, there are many things you can do to highlight this special relationship. A favorite of many women who are on top is to have the sub do pussy worship which might consist of hours of cunnilingus practice, and it might even include having your sub service your horny girlfriends. After this practice, your bottom guy will be an expert at giving women orgasms. It’s even better if you keep him locked up and away from any sexual pleasure while he gives you as much as you want. Chastity is another large component of many female Dominant relationships.

Financial Domination

Many Dommes also practice Findom, or financial domination. This is when a woman is given control of a man’s finances, sometimes even including his bank accounts or having control over his wallet. These guys get off on having a woman drain them dry of all of their resources, and supporting a woman who is so clearly superior to them. Of course financial Domination has it’s downsides – if you’re not a well off sub, then your basic needs may prevent you from becoming a Findom mistress’s favorite fucktoy.

“Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us, but we can’t strike them all by ourselves.”

-Laura Esquivel

Definition

Fire play has to do with fire used in sexual ways, and there aren’t many people who do it very often, but those who do enjoy the fetish practice frequently to master the flames and their submissive partners simultaneously. Having the right tools, understanding proper safety techniques and learning when to raise or lower the intensity is the difference between an impressive flourish of flame during a performance, and an unplanned trip to the emergency room with dire consequences.

Burn it Up

Most people use 70% isopropyl alcohol for fuel during fireplay, but they can also use other forms including 91% isopropyl alcohol, grain alcohol and flash cotton. The most common forms of fire play are called bouncing and streaking. Bouncing is when a fire wand is bounced along the skin, usually the ass. This does not involve the fuel for fire being placed on the person’s body. With streaking, the fuel is applied to the skin, often in a beautiful pattern, and lit up, but put out before it has a chance to burn the skin. Some fire tops will allow slight burning of the skin on purpose to leave a mark.

Trust is Key

When done correctly fireplay doesn’t cause serious harm, and it doesn’t leave marks unless the top intends it. So why do people do it if it’s not a painful punishment? Well, those who enjoy fire play feel a greater level of trust and intimacy, along with a healthy dose of showmanship that can bring up the energy level of any munch, orgy or BDSM scene. That being said, you should only do a fireplay scene with someone that you know very well and who you trust strongly. It’s not the kind of thing to do on a first date. It can be fun with those you trust, but if the trust isn’t there, it leads to a very scary and dangerous situation indeed.

“That burning is pleasurable, that which enlightens the darkened path of others”

-Alok Jagawat

Definition

Figging is a sexual act involving the practice of shoving a piece of raw ginger into someone’s pussy or asshole. Ginger produces a unique burning sensation, which can last long after the ginger is removed. It’s an effective type of play because Figging provides ample punishment for unruly subs, but can also storing ginger inside their vagina is sexually stimulating for those who enjoy the unique sensation. Rubbing ginger on a cock, clit or nipples also gives an extra burning sensation that they will remember for a long time after the cum has been spewed and everyone else has gone to bed.

History

Figging is an all-natural activity that was once used to punish people in ancient Greece until the Romans took it over from them and continued the practice. Traditionally it was used for females but at some point they got the idea that Figging works on guys too. Used for punishment as recently as the Victorian Age, a time that inspired many of our modern BDSM activities, people would get tied up so they couldn’t remove the ginger root and would suffer with it in their holes until their punishment was concluded. During this time, figging was frequently part of a larger dose of corporeal punishment that included caning so the person wouldn’t clench their ass, to make the burning more intense.

Other Sick Burns

If you really like figging and want to continue on the journey of pussy and ass sensation play, there are other intense substances you can try. First of all, Capsaicin is the active ingredient in hot peppers, and you can buy it in cream form. Placed right on the clit, pussy or asshole it is unbearably hot and causes severe burning and pain. There are also different muscle creams that are designed to relieve your aches and pains, which tingle intensely on those delicate areas. Still ginger remains the time-tested and BDSM substance of choice for this kind of freaky behavior.

“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.”

-Mahatma Gandhi

Definition

Foot fetish includes anyone who is obsessed with feet. There are many different foot fetish niches people enjoy and while some have varied interests, others are only aroused by narrowly defined aspects of foot play. Some enjoy large feet, while others prefer small ones. Many are fastidiously clean while others enjoy dirty peds. Some foot fetishists prefer a specific type of shoe, and purists prefer barefoot play. Foot fetish play can extend far beyond the foot itself with licking feet, massage rituals, trampling and many other sexual acts as logical extensions of the enjoyment. There are many ways to enjoy a foot fetish, and they are all completely valid!

Why People Love Feet

Some foot fetishists claim they were created that way. Others say that seeing sexy women in high heels was their first clue that feet were something special. Many feel their sexual interest defies simple definitions; they simply can’t ignore the siren song of a beautiful set of of toes. Feet aren’t something we usually see or touch when meeting strangers, and they can be a bit taboo since some feel lower extremities are stinky and gross. Why someone loves feet is far less important than how they love feet!

Anatomy of a Foot Job

So you’re falling for a foot fetishist and you want to know how to pleasure them. If you want to give someone a footjob, add some lube to the cock in question and rub your feet in hand-like motions. Be aware of the soft skin on the soles of your feet, the rougher sensation from a firm anklebone, the grip of your toes. Understanding your own body fully first is an essential area of self-education for anyone attempting to pleasure others. It feels especially good to rub the cock in the gap that is created by the delicate arches of the feet. Feet can even be stuck into orifices like a girlfriend’s pussy or her asshole, but be careful because the bigger the foot the harder it is to shove it in all the way and get it back out without incident. Make sure that you put a condom over the foot to avoid any scratching or lacerations from toenails, and prepare yourself for the sheer joy of finally having your entire foot deep in her gaping ass.

How To Reply To Critics

The best way to handle people that find foot fetish to be abnormal is to educate them with a patient, kind but firm approach in order to help free them of their misconceptions. There will always be some people who are so closed-minded that they prefer not to understand any uncommon ways to find joy in life. When encountering someone of that sort, quietly pity them and try to be compassionate, for they know not what they are missing.