“Love the trees until their leaves fall off.”
-Chad Sugg
Definition
Dendrophilia is a fetish where you love trees so much that you would do just about anything to get with one, taking the term tree hugger to a whole new level. The people who love trees this much enjoy getting sexy with them, and they may either rub their genitals on tree bark, masturbate in the forest or carve phallic objects out of wood. The fetish makes sense because trees are ancient symbol of fertility, and some think they are a motif that may have been passed down psychologically to all of us.
Wild Nature
When you think about how disconnected we are from nature in our modern lives and how wild trees and nature seems, it makes a lot of sense why a few people would find that trees are incredibly arousing. Some might argue that their subconscious wants to go back to the days when we would wander around in the pristine woods and hunt, and live a more simple life. Others simply say that there is a fetish for everything and anything, and that this fetish simply exists because it can!
Tree Safety
When it comes to trees, you had better be safe. In the UK a few years back a 21 year old guy got kicked out of a park for life when he decided to have sex with a tree in sight of others. You had better not do that because no matter what you are fucking, people do not want to see it in public! In addition, if you are going to fuck a hole in a tree, take a peek inside with a flashlight to make sure that there is nothing in there that is going to bite you or scratch you. That would be a hard injury to explain.