“Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.”
-Henry David Thoreau
Definition
Joining the Mile High Club is easy. Having sex in an airplane when it is at least one mile up in the sky is the traditional definition. Considering that a mile is just a bit more than 5,000 feet up, and most airplanes fly at a height of 30,000 feet or more, you will probably be a few miles up in the sky when you fuck during a flight for the first time! Most airplanes are considered public spaces, so you have to be very discreet and careful in how you go about getting laid on an airplane unless you are one of the financial elite who can get a private jet to take them wherever they want to go.
How To Fuck Mid Flight
If you’re already sitting next to your partner, you will want to talk about doing it before hand. You can then start with a little foreplay at your the seat. Just use her hands and throw a sweater over her lap, or get a blanket from the stewardess for her and then start fingering beneath the fabric. This is necessary because if you spend too much time in the airplane toilet area you’ll end up getting caught! Once you are ready to fuck, head to the toilet and spend no more than 5 or 6 minutes pounding her holes. Make sure she is quiet and use the stopwatch on your phone to keep the time short. Most importantly of all, be sure that she swallows every drop of your cum, or pump it deep inside one of her other holes. There is no excuse for leaving jizz on the toilet seat or floor of a frequently used public bathroom. If necessary she can sit on the toilet seat while cleaning the remaining cum off your cock with her mouth.
Flight Sex Tips
It’s best to join the Mile High Club if you are flying on an overnight flight. This is because most of the people will be sleeping, or trying to sleep. Also, if you can afford the extra dough, get a business or first class seat. This is because the bathrooms in the cabin for the rich people are bigger and have more space, as well as less people who want to use them at the same time. Also be sure to ask for a water from the flight attendant before you fuck. That way you have a water to wash up with or as a chaser for the cumshot she swallowed when you are done. Finally, don’t brag about your hot exploits until you’re off the plane. Half the fun of being in the mile high club is getting away with it.